Wangmabooki
@wayne-killos69.bsky.social
What the fuck is crypto anyway??
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Christmas CANCELLED in London 💔🎄
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Christmas CANCELLED in London 💔🎄
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My interview with Nigel Farage
July 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My interview with Nigel Farage
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Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
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Can’t believe I blagged an exclusive interview with Katy Perry!
April 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Can’t believe I blagged an exclusive interview with Katy Perry!
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How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
April 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
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They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.
February 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.
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🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
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when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶
January 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶
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Me: I like my wine like I like my women
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
January 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me: I like my wine like I like my women
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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Dr Strange but every time he says Dormammu Vic Reeves replies Uvavu.
November 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Dr Strange but every time he says Dormammu Vic Reeves replies Uvavu.
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Dads in Boston describing their gay children
December 5, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Dads in Boston describing their gay children
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Share if you think Britain was better in the olden days!
November 28, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Share if you think Britain was better in the olden days!
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The opposite of Shirley Bassey is Possibly Treble
November 29, 2024 at 7:21 PM
The opposite of Shirley Bassey is Possibly Treble
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I feel like we were lied to as kids, about food. For instance, cookies are fine but not half as tasty as Cookie Monster made them look. And don’t get me starting on Turkish Delight and that little shit Edmund
November 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I feel like we were lied to as kids, about food. For instance, cookies are fine but not half as tasty as Cookie Monster made them look. And don’t get me starting on Turkish Delight and that little shit Edmund
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
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They were all out of Dreadlock Pasta
November 26, 2024 at 8:38 AM
They were all out of Dreadlock Pasta
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nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
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Lovely to hear people having a wonderful time watching Wicked at the cinema. It made me think of my favourite ever movie-watching experience
It’s a long, cheerful story, so I’ll have to do it over several posts… And, if you’re wondering if this thread is for you, it involves The Lego Movie 😁
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It’s a long, cheerful story, so I’ll have to do it over several posts… And, if you’re wondering if this thread is for you, it involves The Lego Movie 😁
👇🧵1/10
November 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Lovely to hear people having a wonderful time watching Wicked at the cinema. It made me think of my favourite ever movie-watching experience
It’s a long, cheerful story, so I’ll have to do it over several posts… And, if you’re wondering if this thread is for you, it involves The Lego Movie 😁
👇🧵1/10
It’s a long, cheerful story, so I’ll have to do it over several posts… And, if you’re wondering if this thread is for you, it involves The Lego Movie 😁
👇🧵1/10
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Amazing. This is what sand looks like under a microscope.
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Amazing. This is what sand looks like under a microscope.