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rebell.bsky.social
you don't know me
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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jordevio.soy
May 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
"Give me back my tablet" is the #1 nephew phrase which was probably also hollered four thousand years ago by a babylonian merchant
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Soldering soon
Fully foiled skeletal hand touching puddle stained glass
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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ceej.online
Cow weapons
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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otsumamiboy.bsky.social
That’s exactly why I quit.

Ain’t flown since.
goddessxher.bsky.social 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐱✨ @goddessxher.bsky.social · 2d
If you’re high at the airport, you have an addiction.
ddotbest.bsky.social 🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 2d
Y'all be high at the airport? That's one place I do not play.
December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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ethylvanny.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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witchmarsh.bsky.social
When the date is going well.
Screenshot from pixel art videogame showing dialogue text choice "Tell her about the giant insects."
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
3 panel comic. Panel 1: man presenting to board room, saying “we have three new emoji ideas.” Panel 2: the page is turned to reveal two incomprehensible horror emojis and a banh mi. Panel 3: the people in the boardroom look concerned. One says uhh… and the other says “the banh mi is cute”
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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oldenoughtosay.com
pour one out to an icon

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Spanish woman who found fame for botching fresco restoration dies
Cecilia Giménez's effort to restore the painting Ecce Homo earned the artwork the nickname
www.bbc.co.uk
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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nocontroller.bsky.social
chopped unc real
December 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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gregthesorcerer.bsky.social
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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sarahz.bsky.social
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
The "pepe Silvia" meme screenshot from It's Always Sunny. A guy standing in front of a bunch of newspapers connected by red string, looking unhinged
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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zerojanitor.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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overcursed.bsky.social
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
John Cena saying “They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?”
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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splendid.land
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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emo-sludge.com
I can’t stop watching this
jjvincent.bsky.social James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 5d
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
3 panel comic. Panel 1: two coworkers talking and walking. One says “Look, the new CEO is a basil plant. Just be respectful” Panel 2: they’re all in a room at a table meeting and there’s a basil plant at the head of the table. Panel 3: their basil plant begins wilting and the first employee yells “Water!”
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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wench.bsky.social
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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edward86.bsky.social
just saw this image and got a #boner
hot girl jar jar binks
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
Joseph Robinette Biden III
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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brewera.bsky.social
That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
Peanut worm and boring peanut worm
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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screamerjim.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
O holy night
Scene from Star Trek The Next Generation's Christmas Special and it's a real Worf masterpiece. He's standing, in uniform, and holding his arms out gripping the air like Macho Man Randy Savage pumping up the crowd. There are two black cattle prod looking objects with glowing red lights on the end of them being poked into his chestal region, basically straight in them nipples. His face is alive with the fire of a thousand suns. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM