Will
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Will
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nerd #Blackhawks #NHL #Cubs
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Every it's so over comes with a we're so back if you fight for it
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oh merry christmas?? give me 5 presents right now
December 24, 2024 at 4:21 PM
As many people know, Illinois is holding a vote in January to determine a new state flag. I want to know what flags people enjoy the most.

Here is the link to vote on your favorites, I will release the results soon!
forms.gle/attKvpNajk4v...
Illinois Flag Preference
https://www.ilsos.gov/special/IFC/10finalists.pdf, These are the flags
forms.gle
December 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950
December 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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SPOTIFY: here is your year in review

ME: what about december

SPOTIFY: fuck december
December 5, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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WARNING!
IMPORTANT INFO!
DON’T KEEP SCROLLING!

Hi. I just wanted to say hi.
December 4, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Guy catcalls me in Target. I tried really hard to walk away but he just kept going… 🙄

Me: Ya know that’s the problem, somebody approached your mama in this same exact way and now we’re all plagued to have to look at you.

Him: Tf did yo—

Me (with bass): SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
December 4, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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JOSEPH: got any rooms

INNKEEPER: no

JOSEPH: i want to see your manager

INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
Twitter/X is currently down.
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care

$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
December 1, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Base(d)ball.
December 1, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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*youth pastor voice*
You know who else liked sharing?
That's right, Karl Marx liked sharing.
November 11, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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wife: what did i ask you to do?
me: buy the name-brand repellent
wife: and what did you do?
me: i bought the cheap stuff
wife: you bought the cheap stuff
me: it was half the-
wife: and what do we have now?
me: *sigh* we have elephants
wife: we have elephants
December 1, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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I’ve been organizing in rural areas since the first Trump administration. Rural Dems can make the difference in races at the top of the ticket.

Republicans have all of the electorate they’re ever going to have. Organize to turn out 5% to 10% more Dems in rural spaces. Watch what happens…
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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I am such a believer in this. Down-ballot is the way.

It’s also how we build a sustainable future of good leaders and infrastructure to elect and support them, as well as the movements they represent.

We don’t just need strong candidates. We need strong organizers, managers, CoS, grassroots, etc.
I’ve been organizing in rural areas since the first Trump administration. Rural Dems can make the difference in races at the top of the ticket.

Republicans have all of the electorate they’re ever going to have. Organize to turn out 5% to 10% more Dems in rural spaces. Watch what happens…
November 29, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Engaged consumers of information and news =bluesky
November 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.

DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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(frantically calling wife) babe this is important- do we know a mr chuckles
November 23, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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TLC: ♪don't go chasing waterfalls♪
ME: did a waterfall write this
November 23, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber
November 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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🎶Life is a highway
I'm going to avoid it
at all costs 🎶
November 22, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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Out: I'm sleepy.

In: It is time for me to confront the Dream Ape.
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 AM