Dorris Knob-Dolt
@zesty-tony.bsky.social
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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every accusation...
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
every accusation...
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Of fucking course it is at 1pm. Cowards.
January 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Of fucking course it is at 1pm. Cowards.
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
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They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
"The Department of Homeland Security plans to pause operations in Chicago — where Gregory Bovino, a Border Patrol official, has led controversial arrest efforts — to support the immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota."
Trump Administration Deploying More Border Patrol Agents to Minnesota
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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like if i were a 31 year old debate bro i would simply debunk the “science” of a bullet and kill it with facts and logic before it could do anything to me
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
like if i were a 31 year old debate bro i would simply debunk the “science” of a bullet and kill it with facts and logic before it could do anything to me
Dude he deserved it so fuckin hard please go buy yourselves a round of shots tonight to celebrate, remember he wanted you dead first
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dude he deserved it so fuckin hard please go buy yourselves a round of shots tonight to celebrate, remember he wanted you dead first
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Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
Fuck this country 4th is cancelled this year unless someone does it and we get an Independence Day miracle
July 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fuck this country 4th is cancelled this year unless someone does it and we get an Independence Day miracle
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It is the 4th of July so this must be posted, as always
July 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It is the 4th of July so this must be posted, as always
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manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter?
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
June 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter?
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
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important reminder
May 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
important reminder
Basketball is a game full of facials it’s a facial heavy sport facials everywhere
May 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Basketball is a game full of facials it’s a facial heavy sport facials everywhere
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
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[thom yorke seeing a weird fish] i have to write a song about this
April 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[thom yorke seeing a weird fish] i have to write a song about this
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i strongly feel that this mug would fix me
April 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
i strongly feel that this mug would fix me
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right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
April 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
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Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen
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April 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen
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theonion.com/artist-...
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New Study Finds Average American Stands No Chance Against What’s Coming
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April 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
New Study Finds Average American Stands No Chance Against What’s Coming
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"Empathy is a weakness" crowd is so funny. That's the meaning of life dawg. That's the one great and universal sense of joy. Playboy
March 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Empathy is a weakness" crowd is so funny. That's the meaning of life dawg. That's the one great and universal sense of joy. Playboy