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@zomfie.bsky.social
stupid zomfie. he/him. Repeal the Second Amendment. Israeli control of and settlements in Gaza and the West Bank must be destroyed. Russia out of Ukraine. Netanyahu and Putin to the Hague. 擒賊擒王。
Pinned
Never seen it framed this way by all recent elections
Wild
Wild
I think this supports my assertion that Democrats ought to be trying to inspire and motivate people who didn't bother to vote rather than worrying about the "swing voters" (i.e. idiots and arseholes) who voted for Trump.
Ask yourself why the first group stayed home, not how you can turn the right.
Ask yourself why the first group stayed home, not how you can turn the right.
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i was supposed to pick vanilla ice up at the airport one time and was told in no uncertain terms that i was only to call him Mr van winke, his real name being something I hadn’t heard about before, and I laughed so hard they had someone else do it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i was supposed to pick vanilla ice up at the airport one time and was told in no uncertain terms that i was only to call him Mr van winke, his real name being something I hadn’t heard about before, and I laughed so hard they had someone else do it.
Washington needs a Tarpeian Rock
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Washington needs a Tarpeian Rock
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I remember reading it said by an expert that when russia's legal system started ruling for putin in cases like this, russia was done
and that that's how we can know whether we'll make it through this with some sort of freedom, or if we're doomed until a revolution rises
and that that's how we can know whether we'll make it through this with some sort of freedom, or if we're doomed until a revolution rises
Federal judge dismisses indictment against TikToker shot by ICE, citing constitutional violations
Federal judge dismisses indictment against TikToker shot by ICE, citing constitutional violations
Days before Carlitos Ricardo Parias was set to to go to trial for assault on a federal officer, a federal judge dismissed the case against him. The judge cited the deprivation of Parias' access to counsel while held in ICE detention and the government's failure to comply with discovery deadlines.
www.latimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I remember reading it said by an expert that when russia's legal system started ruling for putin in cases like this, russia was done
and that that's how we can know whether we'll make it through this with some sort of freedom, or if we're doomed until a revolution rises
and that that's how we can know whether we'll make it through this with some sort of freedom, or if we're doomed until a revolution rises
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A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
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So if you're a family evicted from your apartment, or a mother fleeing domestic violence with her children, or someone unhoused trying to get off the street or out of their car for a night... you're not allowed to stay at these Asheville hotels.
Just unabashed discrimination.
Just unabashed discrimination.
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So if you're a family evicted from your apartment, or a mother fleeing domestic violence with her children, or someone unhoused trying to get off the street or out of their car for a night... you're not allowed to stay at these Asheville hotels.
Just unabashed discrimination.
Just unabashed discrimination.
Leave, cunts
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Leave, cunts
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Guys no billionaire is "leaving California," they're at best gonna leave California for exactly 185 days a year and domicile at some mansion resort in Utah or Montana or USVI but still be in California a lot (but also this will be too big of a hassle for many and they'll just pay the tax)
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Guys no billionaire is "leaving California," they're at best gonna leave California for exactly 185 days a year and domicile at some mansion resort in Utah or Montana or USVI but still be in California a lot (but also this will be too big of a hassle for many and they'll just pay the tax)
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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instead of running a popular campaign that people want to support, you should be online telling people to drink bleach and that the economy is really really good. literally everyone knows this is how you win
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
instead of running a popular campaign that people want to support, you should be online telling people to drink bleach and that the economy is really really good. literally everyone knows this is how you win
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We’ve found it, folks, the ultimate form of fetishism of American oppression. Poor Americans simply have no choice but to become fascist thugs, for the benefits.
that choice was made in a system that provides few jobs that pay well with benefits, respect & opportunity to those who don't hale from society's "upper crust."
How many would choose to work at ICE or the military if they had better job opportunities that didn't require them to mete out torture?
How many would choose to work at ICE or the military if they had better job opportunities that didn't require them to mete out torture?
December 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
We’ve found it, folks, the ultimate form of fetishism of American oppression. Poor Americans simply have no choice but to become fascist thugs, for the benefits.
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“it is illegal for you not to like me”
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Just noting that Mark Kelly voted in favor of Scott Bessent as Treasury Secretary.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
December 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just noting that Mark Kelly voted in favor of Scott Bessent as Treasury Secretary.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
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Usually I can’t wait for a sequel but…
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Usually I can’t wait for a sequel but…
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RFK Jr.’s changes to the vaccination schedule will kill thousands of American children. But my liberal neighbors handed out apples and raisins on Halloween. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
RFK Jr.’s changes to the vaccination schedule will kill thousands of American children. But my liberal neighbors handed out apples and raisins on Halloween. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
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[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care
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Realised I didn't clearly state, although it's obvious - this is cheap, opportunist politics. An illusion of tough on crime, rather than real solutions (because those are complex and don't lead to the centre/centre-right electorate voting for you). Make no mistake, Minns will campaign HARD off this
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Realised I didn't clearly state, although it's obvious - this is cheap, opportunist politics. An illusion of tough on crime, rather than real solutions (because those are complex and don't lead to the centre/centre-right electorate voting for you). Make no mistake, Minns will campaign HARD off this
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The Colt M4 Carbine issued to police has an effective range of 500m, but in real world use (as opposed to a shooting range), it is more likely to be a 250-300m range. If you are walking around the harbour at NYE and only see a cop every 500m or so, I'd be very surprised. It will look scarier, though
December 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The Colt M4 Carbine issued to police has an effective range of 500m, but in real world use (as opposed to a shooting range), it is more likely to be a 250-300m range. If you are walking around the harbour at NYE and only see a cop every 500m or so, I'd be very surprised. It will look scarier, though
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Carrying long arm rifles for show seems absurd - given the level of policing of the area (and no doubt the use of police snipers in the area), the rifles are going to slightly limit officer mobility, and there is likely to be an officer within that 50m range of an offender.
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Carrying long arm rifles for show seems absurd - given the level of policing of the area (and no doubt the use of police snipers in the area), the rifles are going to slightly limit officer mobility, and there is likely to be an officer within that 50m range of an offender.
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NSW Police carry, as part of their standard kit, a Glock 9mm semi-automatic pistol, with an effective firing range of 50m - versatile enough for the purposes of policing, particularly in a densely crowded space like Sydney Harbour at NYE.
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
NSW Police carry, as part of their standard kit, a Glock 9mm semi-automatic pistol, with an effective firing range of 50m - versatile enough for the purposes of policing, particularly in a densely crowded space like Sydney Harbour at NYE.
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Every single thing Minns is doing in response to this is fucking terrible.
Meanwhile, Albo is copping flak, and while I'm not a fan, I will never complain about tightening gun laws.
Seccys with guns is a fucking disaster waiting to happen. Cops with rifles - good grief.
Meanwhile, Albo is copping flak, and while I'm not a fan, I will never complain about tightening gun laws.
Seccys with guns is a fucking disaster waiting to happen. Cops with rifles - good grief.
The same security group that assessed the Bondi event as HIGH RISK with inadequate security but let it proceed anyway, including with children.
Minns government ‘actively’ considering if Jewish security group should be armed after Bondi attack.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol
Minns government ‘actively’ considering if Jewish security group should be armed after Bondi attack.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol
Minns government ‘actively’ considering if Jewish security group should be armed after Bondi attack
NSW premier also announces police will carry long-arm rifles at major New Year’s Eve event in Sydney
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Every single thing Minns is doing in response to this is fucking terrible.
Meanwhile, Albo is copping flak, and while I'm not a fan, I will never complain about tightening gun laws.
Seccys with guns is a fucking disaster waiting to happen. Cops with rifles - good grief.
Meanwhile, Albo is copping flak, and while I'm not a fan, I will never complain about tightening gun laws.
Seccys with guns is a fucking disaster waiting to happen. Cops with rifles - good grief.
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The same security group that assessed the Bondi event as HIGH RISK with inadequate security but let it proceed anyway, including with children.
Minns government ‘actively’ considering if Jewish security group should be armed after Bondi attack.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol
Minns government ‘actively’ considering if Jewish security group should be armed after Bondi attack.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol
Minns government ‘actively’ considering if Jewish security group should be armed after Bondi attack
NSW premier also announces police will carry long-arm rifles at major New Year’s Eve event in Sydney
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The same security group that assessed the Bondi event as HIGH RISK with inadequate security but let it proceed anyway, including with children.
Minns government ‘actively’ considering if Jewish security group should be armed after Bondi attack.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol
Minns government ‘actively’ considering if Jewish security group should be armed after Bondi attack.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol
Same but "not great" instead of "fine". I wish Jim Cameron could just make an Attenborough-style documentary about Pandora and leave the actors out of it.
here's my groundbreaking take on avatar: i don't really care. i saw the first one and it was fine i guess. i don't really care to see any of the sequels but if you're having fun that's fine
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Same but "not great" instead of "fine". I wish Jim Cameron could just make an Attenborough-style documentary about Pandora and leave the actors out of it.
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
Sisko's
You've just opened a star trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
The Neutral Scone
Set Phasers to Yum
Stir Trek
Prime Rib Directive
Today is a Good Day to Dine
The Delta Croissant (a cafe specialising in Uncharted Grounds ofc)
Chicago gets:
Deep Dish Nine.
The Neutral Scone
Set Phasers to Yum
Stir Trek
Prime Rib Directive
Today is a Good Day to Dine
The Delta Croissant (a cafe specialising in Uncharted Grounds ofc)
Chicago gets:
Deep Dish Nine.
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
QUARK'S
I even have a cool jingle ready
what are you calling it?
QUARK'S
I even have a cool jingle ready
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Sisko's