Buttercup Q. Skullpants
@zoombox350.bsky.social
Cat rancher. Breaker of software. Quiescently frozen.
Pinned
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
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Note to headline writers: The word "racism" is right there and is shorter than "war on 'wokeness'," you're welcome.
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Note to headline writers: The word "racism" is right there and is shorter than "war on 'wokeness'," you're welcome.
Comprehensive list of top 40 songs that mention raisins:
1. Bungle In The Jungle
1. Bungle In The Jungle
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Comprehensive list of top 40 songs that mention raisins:
1. Bungle In The Jungle
1. Bungle In The Jungle
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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Think about how if you ask normal people what makes them mad, they respond with verbs. People doing things. Getting cut off in traffic, dropping their pizza, people who fart in public, etc.
When you ask Republicans they always respond with nouns: women. Immigrants. Pronouns. Teachers.
When you ask Republicans they always respond with nouns: women. Immigrants. Pronouns. Teachers.
September 6, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Think about how if you ask normal people what makes them mad, they respond with verbs. People doing things. Getting cut off in traffic, dropping their pizza, people who fart in public, etc.
When you ask Republicans they always respond with nouns: women. Immigrants. Pronouns. Teachers.
When you ask Republicans they always respond with nouns: women. Immigrants. Pronouns. Teachers.
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Normal people are irritated by things happening, republicans are irritated by things existing.
September 6, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Normal people are irritated by things happening, republicans are irritated by things existing.
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this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
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I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
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Never give me a postage paid envelope if you are my enemy.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Never give me a postage paid envelope if you are my enemy.
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AOC graduated cum laude from Boston University.
trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
AOC graduated cum laude from Boston University.
trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
They’re not offering Americans much of a future so they keep focusing on the past and trolling us with AI, thinking we just need to be entertained.
Fascist promotional graphics from our federal government. Copied these from Facebook.
1950s-era white supremacist fever dreams.
1950s-era white supremacist fever dreams.
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
They’re not offering Americans much of a future so they keep focusing on the past and trolling us with AI, thinking we just need to be entertained.
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Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
Our recent poll found that women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average. Nearly 80 percent of Gen Z women want abortion to be legal and seven in 10 want gender-affirming care to be accessible for trans adults.
Gen Z women are the most liberal group in the country
On issues like abortion and gender-affirming care, women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average.
19thnews.org
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
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"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is the new "Heil Hitler."
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is the new "Heil Hitler."
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I've eaten pizzas more supreme than this court
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I've eaten pizzas more supreme than this court
A vat of 80 different blends? Should I be asking our pediatrician for a single malt vaccine?
Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A vat of 80 different blends? Should I be asking our pediatrician for a single malt vaccine?
The five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, acceptance, grifting.
BREAKING: Erika Kirk, Charlie Kirk’s Grieving Widow, Asks That Everyone Please Respect Her Privacy as She Looks at Ways to Profit From Her Husband’s Death
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, acceptance, grifting.
There’s been a lot of talk in the past decade of MAGA using lies to bully a counter-reality into existence. Hard to recall a more salient example than the past week’s combo platter of MAGA “free-speech” martyrdom accompanied by the repression of non-MAGA speech and targeting of regime opponents.
September 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
There’s been a lot of talk in the past decade of MAGA using lies to bully a counter-reality into existence. Hard to recall a more salient example than the past week’s combo platter of MAGA “free-speech” martyrdom accompanied by the repression of non-MAGA speech and targeting of regime opponents.
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
Trick or treaters are only getting one Musketeer this year.
The increase will hit not only Hershey bars, but also Reese's, Kit-Kat, and PayDay candy bars.
Sheetz alerts customers of higher candy prices due to Hershey’s cost increase
The Pennsylvania-based convenience store chain said the price increase is due to Hershey’s raising its prices.
www.wspa.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Trick or treaters are only getting one Musketeer this year.
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One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
September 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
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Listen, this sounds bad, but it's nothing compared to a woman using home email at work or misformatting a footnote or applying for a mortgage.
Photo of novelty check suggests Epstein ‘sold’ Trump a woman for $22,500
Convicted sex offender appears in birthday scrapbook photo with giant check signed by ‘DJ Trump’
www.theguardian.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Listen, this sounds bad, but it's nothing compared to a woman using home email at work or misformatting a footnote or applying for a mortgage.