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@anniemumary.bsky.social

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Here we go again! My posts, hopefully: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · Mar 3

My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 7h

I remember going to see a movie that was based on a true story and it just kept getting worse and worse for the people and I was like, Who lives to tell the story? Turns out they were just guessing.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 7h

I use the feature to make sure I’m not making too many jokes about stew.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 9h

[slipping DJ $20] Play the ice cream truck song

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 3d

*balancing act intensifies*

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · Dec 19

I’m trying to strike a balance between staying informed and keeping my sanity.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 7h

On your profile page, in the upper right there are little dots. Click that and there’s one option that says search posts. Then you can put a keyword in and it will search only your posts for that word, but it has to be on your profile page for the search to only search for your posts.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 10h

When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 11d

It’s so annoying when the other person on a call has a cold as well as you. Firstly, no sympathy, and, secondly, you have to spend at least the first 5 minutes out-colding each other.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 23h

No YOU without realising opened that screenshot you’d taken of your phone’s screen and tried clicking on the apps.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11h

The uncrustable was already unwrapped, but they kept talking to me.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 1d

Forgot to go to bed again. Guess we'll get ready for work.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 1d

🤣ouch

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

What is wrong with us

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 1d

Autumn textures of light.
#Photography

A dense stand of thin, white-barked trees fills the frame, viewed from a low angle looking upward.
The trees are closely packed together, with their branches intertwining overhead and creating a canopy of golden and yellow leaves.
The forest floor is covered in dry, brown grasses and fallen leaves.
The light filters through the branches, illuminating the trunks and creating a dappled effect on the ground. Some trees have lost most of their leaves, revealing more of their slender, white bark, while others are still full with autumnal foliage.

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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 1d

The one time I didn’t feel alone?

Why, that’d have to be that time I was playing single-player Monopoly against two AI players, and we all ended up in jail at the same time, pooling our money for the $50 bucks we each needed.

Those are memories they can’t ever take from you, man.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

If you're not sure how to reply to a post, don't.

Hope this helps.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 1d

Officially donned my cardigan so I wouldn’t catch a chill.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 1d

Gorgeous

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PuahHope @puahhope.bsky.social · 1d

Embers caught beneath the letter
Edges curled
Sheets of paper came apart
Came undone
All the words that I had to offer
Up to the stars away
To be delivered as snowflakes
Or mist in your hair
To melt on your woolen hat
And return to the wind
On your breath
Never passing your heart

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

People always assume you're angry not hurt.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 1d

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𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 🕯️ @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 2d

life is simple if you just change your entire relationship with everything and all your thought patterns and everything you do

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2d

You can try to think of a better early 80s power pop hit than “Magic Power” by Triumph but you’ll fail because dammit you’re still young wild and free despite those high cholesterol numbers

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2d

My daughter has been in the professional world about a year and a half and I was talking to her about how her job is going. She told me she never knew anyone named Brian before and now she knows 8 people named Brian and 2 people named Doug.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2d

That moment I temporarily stop inhabiting my body so that I can pronounce the word corroboration.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 3d

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