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my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jan 22

Just gonna scream into this Ziploc. Save it for later.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 31m

lol

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1h

Eldritch Coli

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1h

maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 4d

Love how Earth provides a spectacular cycle of rain to nourish the planet and its inhabitants, and I’m all, “this sky juice is bullshit.”

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 8d

"Ed Sheeran" sounds like a drunk person trying to remember the name "Edward Scissorhands"

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2d

sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault

Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 2d

upon my death i request to be placed in a clawfoot tub filled with marshmallows and suspended over a fire so people can make s’mores out of me

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11h

Hey Siri, who is my baby's dad

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 10d

I woke up this morning knowing I will not be defeated. This is actually really funny, but it only works if you know what I'm up against. I'm still gonna win

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19h

you are so wrong eating cold lasagna in a dark closet means i’m winning life

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

The chance of them ginning up some fake award to give to him in lieu of the Nobel Peace Prize is 100%.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15h

it actually offends me how sloppy and careless they are. anyone who’s ever been laid off knows the panic you feel when it happens. and while obviously it’s good that they backtracked, these are people’s fucking LIVELIHOODS they’re messing with.