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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · Mar 26

You (boorish, uneducated): I see a woodchuck.

Me (refined, erudite): Ah yes, a forestcharles.

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dteater.bsky.social @dteater.bsky.social · 13h

Totally unacceptable.

Kat @phoebe11.bsky.social · 1d

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 13h

Oh Christ. Ok I forgot Qatar gave the monster a plane. Now he owes them an Idaho. Sure sure.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 13h

I keep forgetting that falling down at my age can lead to serious consequences.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3d

Weird little goblin is my porn name.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3d

Are you mad at me?
□ yes
□ yes

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 13h

NEWS FROM THE PUMPKIN PATCH! LOVEY CAN LIFT A VERY LARGE PUMPKIN!

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Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking News (PARODY)

KRISTI NOEM was stated not only will ICE be at the SUPER BOWL, but ICE will also be deployed to the PUPPY BOWL as puppies are dangerous and can be shot. She knows about that,

FILM AT 11

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Ghoul Noon 🎃 @dualnoon.bsky.social · 1d

Children

Should be

Seen and

Not heard

Sometimes

Listen

Learn, pay

Attention

Imperative

IMO

Taught

Proper use of tools

SAFETY

They will

Learn

Crayons

Fantastico

For me:

Lego

Those Scandanavians

Have been

Reasonable

At least

Recently

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair, the $50k signing bonus is crucial so they can buy a ranch in Argentina to escape to when the Nuremberg trials sequel starts…

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jul 14

In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 2d

yeesh the amount of times i post
something before i penis notice
that i left the wrong word in there

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 2d

I am merely suggesting there be a Purple Nurple Revolution.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 2d

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 2d

Yo, what's the emoji for emoji?

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3d

Devising food strategy like our ancestors diagramming the hunt on the walls of the cave, but it's me comparing availability and prices on the apps as I draw up the grocery list.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 3d

If you would prefer to not eat a shipload full of fried snails then you are just eschewing chewing escargot cargo.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

2 stupid 2 worry about.

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 4d

You’ve made a very powerless enemy today

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DawnieFish @dawniefish.bsky.social · 4d

Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking crimes are scheduled to hold a press conference at the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday, October 8, 2025. They will demand that Congress force a vote on a bill to release the government's files related to the Epstein case.

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 4d

FETCH ME MY DIPPING FROSTING!

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H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · 4d

You never have to renew
Your Poetic License
But you should get another library card

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 5d

Gonna look at the moon then make a snack.

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 6d

i should be cleaning and organizing but i had wine with dinner and wine after dinner and wine when i lit my candles so now i'm just drunk at the computer

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