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@kuzmaniak.bsky.social

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Not an actuary In Denver mostly

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · Jan 1

The solemn New Year's ritual of closing 30+ tabs of expired gift articles

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re made of the same stuff as the sun so go and
blind the world with your brilliance or light the way or implode and suck everything in your path into your hole

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d

me as a kid: *falls 10 feet from the monkey bars* I’m ok

me now: I tried to scoop ice cream that was a little too frozen and I dislocated my shoulder

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 2d

You’ve made a very powerless enemy today

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 2d

Yes always yes

New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 4d

Pollen all over her 🥹💛🖤🐝

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11d

I know you guys relied on me but I’m officially out of life hacks. Good luck, every man for himself

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11d

I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards.

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 20d

quote an unfiltered photo and say your age

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White woman with blond hair and black framed glasses in front of exposed brick wall smiling for no good reason

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · Aug 2

Reverse cowgirl, so I can be the lookout

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 20d

There are sooo many football sex words it is implausible that they're not trying to do it.

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 21d

The thing about not having a lot of followers is I can still give each of you a little kiss on the forehead as I tuck you in every night. The big accounts can’t give you that.

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 22d

Who even built this hotrod

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 22d

this email could have been a message in a bottle floating out at sea

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 23d

Wow incredible! 🤘🤘

New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 24d

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Happy 👏🏼happy👏🏼 birthday 👏🏼
on this your special day👏🏼
Happy 👏🏼happy 👏🏼birthday👏🏼 that’s all we’re here to say - hey!
Happy 👏🏼happy 👏🏼birthday 👏🏼
may all your dreams come true
Happy 👏🏼happy 👏🏼birthday👏🏼
from Bennigan’s to you - hey! Yay!! @ficklenuts.bsky.social !!!
🎂🥳🎉

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 24d

@gregthemiller.bsky.social was told if I was already in line to stay in line (you are srsly loved) and finally I can say happy happy birthday 🎂🥳 you’re wonderful! 🤩🥰