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this bio limits our liability -- don't read it he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · Jun 19

cool ranch (sarcastic)

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 8m

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

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macnult @macnult.com · 24m

melted butter on an esperanto muffin

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2d

is it just monkeys or are all simian paws cursed

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 3h

it remains fucking bullshit that neither of these guns are fired by the final act of the cherry orchard

cropped photo of a passage from chekhov's the cherry orchard:

the clearest of days. The sun is about to set. SHARLOTTA, ASHA, and DUNYASHA are sitting on the bench. YEPIKHODOV stands nearby playing the guitar.
They are all lost in thought. [highlighted sentence:] SHARLOTTA, who is wearing an old peaked cap, bas taken a shotgun off her shoulder and is adjusting the buckle on the strap.

cropped photo of a passage from chekhov's the cherry orchard:

YEPIKHODOV. I am a man of culture—I read the most sundry books—but I still can't quite decide what direction to take, what I really want to do-live on or shoot myself, so to speak. But to be on the safe side, [highlighted:] I always carry a revolver with me. See?... (He takes out a revolver.)

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · May 29

If by "PCP" you mean peace, charity, and PCP, then yes, I AM on PCP.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 4h

Gwen Stefani wrote a whole song about how she wasn't related to Michigan's punter

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harpy halloween @harpy.party · 5h

I'm glad everyone notices how normal my deal is

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 5h

asked for spicy at the Indian restaurant

Still from the Simpsons showing a robotic librarian in the future with its head aflame

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · 5h

jimmy rollins was right dammit! SEIYA

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13h

The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call

My grandma's old black rotary phone with a long black microwave handle as the receiver

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 9h

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 9h

gonna face fuk a cinna-a-stack at ihop like a proper adult

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 29d

all of my hostages always
say they had a great time

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h

maybe we oughta do what i says

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h

Diane Keaton is one of those people for whom death did not seem an option, so you can understand why I am shook

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9h

We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.

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sad bug @sadbug.bsky.social · 9h

my sadness is not a feature. i'm a bug

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 14h

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Count Coachula @coachmark25.bsky.social · 11h

cute

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 12h

your honor, the vibes are suffering

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spooky sigur 🎃 @phantasma.darkwo.ke · Apr 11

When ppl say "my life is like a movie" they never specify what kinda movie. It could be a Lars Von Trier kinda movie or a Stephen Spielberg kinda movie. You gotta specify dawg