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Return of the Cmonstermacques

@cmonmaque.bsky.social

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16d

With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 17h

Trump launched the TrumpRX website today.

It has a photo of Trump and an AI-generated family with too many fingers and mangled toes.

TrumpRx Is a Narcissistic, AI-Generated Nightmare

AI art really has become the aesthetic of grifters and fascists.

gizmodo.com

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 2h

She finally landed a job with a CDC contractor doing data stuff she’s trained on. Shutdown delayed her start a little. On Friday they RIFed the entire section the contractor works with, so she’s back to square one before her start date 👍

warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · Mar 28

I know a woman who just graduated from a public health grad program and CDC fellowship. All this debt loaded up and the entire field goes up in smoke. Her backstop was a job at the school, but with grant cancellations that’s out too. Her republican mom: can you find something in the private sector

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Mar 16

It'll be impossible for them to point to one of the million books or images with your name on it, and go "they definitely made this one"

Every single human artwork, drowned in a bottomless lake of raw genAI sewage and garbage.

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 2h

You don’t have to run a story about how turnstile jumpers endanger society even if the cops really want you to and ask nicely

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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 2h

Taps the “this administration is full of eugenicists so yes, they do want people to die” sign so hard it snaps and shards go scattering everywhere.

And yes, we saw it coming.

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Ton-BOO-rry @tonberry.bsky.social · 2h

Don't forget their famous chicken and waffles.

Israeli's somehow claiming chicken and waffles.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h

Just a very funny performance

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h

Sometimes I think of Penelope Ann miller in adventures in babysitting and have myself a little chuckle

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 17h

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11h

I watched a video captioned “You can Dougie to anything if you aren’t a coward” and then he proceeded to Dougie to Linger by The Cranberries

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h

I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 3h

I really like the joke people do where they pretend to have just learned about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, and are like "oh my god". If you're ever wondering if you should make that joke, just keep in mind that it would probably get a smile out of me

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h

This is my design

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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻 @elkaneo.bsky.social · 3h

not liking this one now so I can see it when you repost it in a few months and go man how’d I miss that banger

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h

The freaky looking one

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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 3h

which one's from the movie?

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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 4h

Still at 115/500

Bit of a freak out mode

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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 3h

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I think i can hold the manager off with a partial payment but I don't know

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 3h

i am now incapable of listening to her now without hearing tig notaro saying "excuse me, sorry to bother you, but i just have to tell you, i love your voice"

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20h

friday songs

Taylor Dayne - Tell It to My Heart

YouTube video by TaylorDayneVEVO

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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 3h

desperate housewives is one of my straight culture guilty pleasure watches. its so trashy, and absolutely shameless conservative propaganda, but god help me i love the Drama™️ and watching terrible things happen to the terrible people

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 3h

What's interesting is that:

These retired engineers turned crackpot, have lots of free time.

So do tech CEO's, who between doing Eyes Wide Shut shit with Epstein absorbed some scientific vocabulary from their engineers.

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