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🌾Just a girl wording through this world💃🏽 Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · Nov 12

I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night.

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 6h

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 8h

do they cheer up The Pope by saying "be a vatican, not a vatican't"

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 9h

shitposting on LinkedIn to showcase my professional skills

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8h

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 8h

if you unfollowed me for this post, you should have unfollowed me much sooner

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 14h

steadily pronouncing pirates like pilates just to feel something

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 17h

Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 18h

Loved yours👏🏽

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 20h

“Get off my yAARRGGGHHH”, shouted the aging pirate.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22h

“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 23h

[First date in Restaurant]

Her: “One thing I want to be upfront about is that I don’t play games”

Me (reluctantly refolding Monopoly board): “In that case, I’m afraid this isn’t going to work”

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22h

“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 23h

🎶That’s me in the corner. That’s me in real life wearing my athletic bra inside out🎶

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

When they ask "who up" and you reply and you just know when they see you in their mentions, they'll be "oh no, who ELSE up?"

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 5d

I don't dance to seduce, I dance to scare people away

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 1d

Neither miserable, nor happy,
but a secret more complicated third thing

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

You’re welcome🥰

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

I usually @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social for the funniest but this one is scary accurate that it needs more please🥳

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

Being stuck in quick sand, but it's just a relationship with a narcissist

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 5d

*takes a drag off a cigarette* I remember when I had a favorite notification

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

*takes drag off a cigarette*
I remember having my dms open to anyone

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 5d

*takes a drag off a cigarette* I remember when I had a favorite notification

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · Aug 10

Convinced my ex to get bangs before we broke up so that I’d find someone new first.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

“No kings” he proclaimed, refusing to honor the rules of checkers.

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

More ladies should’ve grabbed on to this

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

when a frog speaks, they’re ribbiting words

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d

If a man is not willing to burn down an entire world for me, I don’t want it.

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