Hester
@hesterkw.bsky.social
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Drink beer, ride bikes, do nerd things. She/Her.
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rajakorman.bsky.social
The Uncanny Valet
ndrew.bsky.social
our economy is currently being propped up by the promise of billions of fully autonomous robot butlers coming in a year or so
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bridgetemob.bsky.social
I have never related to anything more: Past Bridget is my worst enemy, and Future Bridget a phantasm to whom I owe no fealty.
I envisaged I’d have a job ahead of me the following morning, but that is a problem for future Séamas, who I’ve always considered something of a bore.
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edmorrish.bsky.social
my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Put on some nice clothes but then looked out the window and immediately felt like a man of slovenly appearance.
A male mandarin duck on the balcony outside my old kitchen, sizing up the women in the river below.

That's not true. When I lived in that house there were always about five male mandarin ducks competing for one female. 

These - and the mergansers at the same place - muscled their way into my novel Villager, which I wrote most of while renting this house.
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
Why do they call it “horsing around?” The horses I know are all business.
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nutty.bsky.social
The 30+ figure would be higher but they forgot to go back to the YouGov tab and did something else.
yougov.co.uk
How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
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stephenkb.bsky.social
Much that I love about this chart, but my favourite is the teeny tiny bit of tax revenue we get from child actors, models and the like showing up in '0-9'.
peterallen.bsky.social
Print and send this chart (from your newsletter on Tuesday) to every household in the country.
A graph from the FT showing government spending by age cohort. Over-70s have more spent on them than any other age cohort.
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trash69.bsky.social
I do think it's terribly funny in a post-ironic sense that the viewer managed to, accidentally, self-insert themselves into the work and experience the themes firsthand. you couldn't pay for that level of metatextual immersion in a semiotics course
luxalptraum.com
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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seamas.bsky.social
I write full time largely because of one thread about getting high with the Irish president. As cringe as it is to admit, my entire life has been massively enhanced by Twitter and ketamine over precisely the same time that those two things have proven less beneficial for Elon Musk.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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nationaltrust.org.uk
We've got some fantastic nature news to brighten your day 🎉

Wicken Fen has become the first UK nature reserve to record an incredible 10,000 species. A moth that imitates a wasp was the 10,000th species to be recorded. This work is possible thanks to a major grant from The Nature Recovery Project.
A close-up of a glow-worm with a black plated body and a bright green glowing tail clinging to a stem of grass in the dark The scaly brown and beige head of a lizard in side profile, its black eye seemingly staring at the camera A dark grey moth with bright beige splodges on its wings. It sits of a bright green leaf against a black background A small brown bird with a cream chest and darker brown tail feathers perches on a reed against a background of blurred brown and green reeds
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omaromalleykhan.bsky.social
I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter

Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
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lewisgoodall.com
Am wondering if all of those suddenly deciding they’re against communities living “parallel lives” might reconsider their support of religious schools? Or indeed private ones?
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fotofacade.bsky.social
🚴John Betjeman said that it was worth cycling 40 miles in a headwind to see them.
🪽The early C16th Angel Roof at St Wendreda in Cambs is adorned with over 100 oaken angels.
View along the nave of St. Wendreda’s Church, March, showing the magnificent medieval angel roof with carved wooden angels soaring above the slender stone arcades.
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janinegibson.ft.com
It's hard to know how best to mark the death of Jilly Cooper - there is no Concorde to bonk on and I don't have a horse to go and pour out my feelings to in the stables while being groped by an aristo. Perhaps just a glass of fizz and a bracing walk with an unusually sensitive dog.
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thespokeswoman.bsky.social
Cambridge-style traffic jam this morning … and they weren’t inclined to moove 🐄 🚲
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
the best answer i got for this:
awaitsync on Threads writes: "Metrognome"