"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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The male loneliness epidemic is self inflicted and exacerbated by the internet

Bluesky is a site explicitly founded by cryptocurrency libertarians with the idea that it would be a decentralized platform where users would be free to choose the open-source moderation and algorithmic feed tools they wanted, and by accident acquired a power userbase that hates all of those things.

Ice-T: "the kids call it getting Rowlinged"

Guys: things have gotten out of control in Chicago. People are terrified running for lives and onlookers are screaming in fear. We need federal help. Please. Come save us

just, uh, one more, uuhhn, thing, Mr Bastich

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Pope to Chicago Labor Leaders: “Please know of my appreciation for your welcome of immigrants and refugees, especially your support of food pantries and shelters….I encourage you to continue to advocate for society to respect the human dignity of the most vulnerable.” www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

Please, this is peak internet and accurate as fuck I am dying from amusement here.

going to sleep! *becomes flat*

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

The debate.

That horrible New Labour documentary did feature one helpful scene, where John Major says he met Rupert in 1997 and refused to change his non-specific Europe policy. Smash-cut to footage of Tony bounding up the gangplank of Murdoch’s yacht, willing to say yes to whatever.

my mom, my brother, and I cleaned out my stepdads room when he died in 2014 and in a drawer there was a folder labeled "Leaping Lizards"

Inside was 1 page from a magazine with a picture of a leaping lizard on it, and at that moment it was like the most hilarious thing anyone had ever seen.

This is AI.

Cisformers~

A car all of the time~

this sword appeared to me in a vision

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

“I have a vague idea of who Ms Rachel is and based on that here are some unimpeachable truths about her”

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but