Ryan Roat
@ryanroat.bsky.social
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You are likely to be eaten by a grue. find me on mastodon at [email protected] as well
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longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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sickoscommittee.org
Lehigh football is breaking math.
FOOTBALL
Lehigh Football & @LehighFootball
Because of the two penalties, Lehigh rushed for 91 yards on its 12-play, 77-yard TD drive.
11:23 AM • 10/11/25 • 119 Views
ryanroat.bsky.social
We're heading to the Poconos to hang with friends coming down from Rochester. Worked out well with Eagles game already played and Bills on bye week.
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beyerstein.bsky.social
Their goal is revenge against every scientist who told them something they didn't want to hear or made them feel inferior by knowing more than they do.
scott.hanselman.com
WTF is their goal? Small government means every man for themselves when the next catastrophe hits? What is the point? Government isn’t a business, it’s a service for the people. You’re saving minimal money with these cuts and only hurting literally everyone
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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edroso.bsky.social
This is a flex.

He know his rubes will believe any shit he tells them and he wants to see how far he can take it.

Next week he'll tell them everyone in Portland lives in caves now and eats brontosaurus ribs like the Flintstones.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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wing2j.bsky.social
I would die for my country Philadelphia

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foobooz on Instagram: "The Second Annual Scrapple and Apple Festival is coming to the Reading Terminal Market this weekend, and to kick things off, 12 art…"
The Second Annual Scrapple and Apple Festival is coming to the Reading Terminal Market this weekend, and to kick things off, 12 artists put their carving skills to the test during the Scrapple Sculpting Contest.The rules were simple: Each contestant was given a five-pound slab of Habbersett scrapple and 90 minutes to carve whatever they wanted out of the mystery meat pate. There were several Liberty Bells, a very detailed sculpture of the Philadelphia Art Museum (Rocky statue and all), depictions of famous works of Philly art, and, of course, a scrapple Gritty, created by Helen Reynolds, who traveled all the way from Pittsburgh to take part in the competition. “I love a niche competition, so when I saw that we were going to be carving scrapple, I was like, ‘God, I have to be there,’” said Reynolds, who once competed in Pittsburgh’s Parallel Parking Championship.It was a tough decision for Philadelphia Art Museum director and CEO Sasha Suda, who was the judge for today’s event. In the end, it was Patrick Moser’s rendition of the Tush Push (aptly named the Mush Push) that won. “He was like Michelangelo carving a masterpiece out of marble, only this was scrapple,” Suda said of Moser’s ambitious approach.“I like puns,” Moser said. “I just thought it would be something silly and fun. Something that everybody likes. What’s more Philadelphia than the Tush Push?”All of the masterpieces will be on display tomorrow during the Scrapple Apple Festival, where you’ll be able to vote for the sculpture you think deserves to be the People’s Choice. There will be a bounty of innovative scrapple dishes to try — like shrimp-andouille scrapple breakfast poboys at Beck’s Cajun Cafe, scrapple hush puppies with apple butter at Fox & Sons, and scrapple apple cookies from The Famous 4th Street Cookie Company — as well as photo ops, scrapple demonstrations, and live music. Stop by the Reading Terminal Market tomorrow from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. to celebrate all things scrapple.🎥: @kaelanisays
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wetluzinski.bsky.social
Mathematically you have to marvel at the improbable ratio
Philadelphia losing three different sports by a 2:1 score ratio
ryanroat.bsky.social
Adds even more books to the Libby queue.
ryanroat.bsky.social
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Is the game on TV? Or are you secretly listening on an earbud or something.
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ianboudreau.com
What do you mean "possible rise," dude is at the top of the pack. He is the literal pope
ryanroat.bsky.social
No questions asked.
Hunter Pence celebrates with Phillies teammates.
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dmgreene.bsky.social
"My ideas couldn't survive the marketplace of ideas"
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schooley.bsky.social
Just in case anyone is still holding on out of nostalgia for what it used to be.
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pftompkins.bsky.social
When it’s Phillies v Dodgers this is the only Dave Roberts I recognize
Dave Roberts, Channel 6 Accu-weather (1978-2009)
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donlinn.bsky.social
Claim and celebrate ALL the victories
nytimes.com
A library director in Wyoming who was fired two years ago because she refused to remove books with sexual content and LGBTQ themes from a library’s children and young adult sections was awarded $700,000 in a settlement on Wednesday.
Librarian Fired in Books Dispute to Receive $700,000 Settlement
County officials in Wyoming fired Terri Lesley, a library director, after she refused to purge children and young adult books that contained sexual content and L.G.B.T.Q. themes.
nyti.ms
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nickharkaway.com
It troubles me that I’m starting to feel the same way about Bluesky that I do about the UK. Like: it sounds great, and some of the people I know are great, but the leadership is making some weird choices and I’m a bit worried it may all be over in a couple of years.
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edroso.bsky.social
Which is why MAGA wants an America where we can do neither
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
BOOOO
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We can do better than this dude. We must do better than this dude.
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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stevemnomoremister.bsky.social
Calling it now: After he learns that he hasn't won the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump will increase tariffs on Norway.*

*Or Sweden because he probably doesn't know which country's Nobel committee oversees the Peace Prize.
ryanroat.bsky.social
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social All of this is good, but I thought you'd get a kick out of this clip.
A cartoon jellyfish giving the finger with one of its tentacles.