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🧀 unapologetic cheese worship 🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness 🐦‍⬛ oakland, ca 👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · Sep 3

bone appétit

return of the living dead tarmam cake, skull facing forward splattered in chocolate by greg rozeboom

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 9h

it takes a lot to make a stew

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 12h

(at ghost and ghoul happy hour) it’s alive o’clock somewhere

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 5h

spaghetti law in this country, it’s not governed by reason

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 5h

*offers a plate of midnight manicotti

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 6h

I will be in my mud puddle pondering and making potions

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · Jul 10

the neighborhood has taken a vote and we’ve decided to let the pack of coyotes keep the denny’s by the freeway

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Nov 15

Let’s go buy moth costumes and hang out in the lighting section at Lowe’s

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 10h

i have the decision making skills of a wet cat but at least i’m cute

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 10h

voyage to the infinite cheese loop

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 10h

elf skeletons having an orgy in the basement

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 11h

🚨BREAKING🚨
Local man eats too much beijing beef, goes to be at 7.

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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 11h

u all scare me a lil bit

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 11h

(flirting) did you know you can smell a cinnabon from space?

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 13h

Present him with the Hormel Meat Prize.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1d

Me and bone broth are so tight these days I just call it b broth

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@[email protected] on mastodon 👀 @strangeportent.bsky.social · 17h

a seagull with its mouth open and a dialogue box below it

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 21h

I don't dance to seduce, I dance to scare people away

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 17h

In lieu of crying, I will eat all of these 3 Musketeers Minis

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 17h

a closed mouth catches no fries

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 18h

Please sir, my shells, they're stuffed.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 18h

Yall may be spooky in October but I'm spooky all year round bitches 👻

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🥀 𝕯𝖆𝖍𝖑𝖎𝖆 🥀 @corpsecutie.bsky.social · 18h

woke up feeling squiggly today

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Sep 26

[buying a pumpkin] One scary watermelon, please

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 22h

an underground bunker for the heart

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 18h

yeah i’m built different (got a couple extra toes)

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