Sushi Umbrella
@sushiumbrella.bsky.social
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jakevig.bsky.social
"John Wick: No Killing All Hugging Cut"
jakevig.bsky.social
"John Wick: The Musical!"
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
(wiggling eyebrows) anybody putting on anything… cozy??
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robertmanchild.com
had to quit my job so i could read emails from my kids' schools full time
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cosmicallyf.bsky.social
My ultimate goal in life is to vanish with a whisp of smoke with at least 100 witnesses.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
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curiousordinary.bsky.social
'Action (2)' - Ono Tadashige, 2005.
#Caturday #JapaneseArt
A black cat standing and looking forward with its tail raised, on a vibrant red background.
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proptermalone.bsky.social
they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
if i've learned one thing from doing union stuff while also doing other forms of organizing, it's that you're better off with people you disagree with who are nevertheless trying to do the same thing as you than with people you agree with who aren't trying to do anything
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
Seeing people using social justice language to defend using The Plagiarism Machine to post lies on the internet makes me regret not only the invention of social justice language but also the invention of any language at all.
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)
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ianboudreau.com
Fast forward to 2026 and we're all calling measles "the meezies"
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ianboudreau.com
The teams have stopped play and have joined each other on the field to sing Christmas carols
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papapishu.bsky.social
It’s true: the cities are lawless and scary, if you live here sell your property as fast as possible, particularly if you have a 2 family row house from the 1920s with those nice bay windows.
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cait.bsky.social
"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
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drdoylesays.bsky.social
Our traumatized nervous system is going to fall right into feeling controlled, trapped, and/or in trouble if we try to force ourselves to do things. Don't try to bully or pressure yourself.

Think I'm going to try this behavior for two minutes, & always leave yourself an out.
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thetroops.fightins.online
Baseball players should kiss. Same team, different team. Don’t care.
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
I like Mastodon, have been on/off for years & basically every time I try to Make It Do Something, I feel pretty stupid. The problem is that "a little bit of effort" is required constantly. That's good if your goal is to learn new things, but not if your goal is to, you know, post on social media.
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
This strategy is conventional wisdom for a lot of people and the funny thing is how it never ever actually works to win national elections.
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jfruh.bsky.social
genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity
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rockshrimp.bsky.social
one thing I learned during 2020 is that "less than lethal" munitions are explicitly designed to be shot into the ground so they lose velocity and bounce up into people and the reason I didn't know that before is literally NO ONE has ever deployed them that way.
jackjenkins.me
Reporter's notebook: I actually began working on this story shortly after footage of the incident showed up last month.

But by the time I finally got ahold of folks, the story grew: 2 *other* faith leaders I spoke with *also* reported being shot w/pepper balls while protesting this ICE facility.
jackjenkins.me
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
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filth-waste.bsky.social
unearthing an ancient tome of deep knowledge and crying about how woke it is
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cooptimo.bsky.social
"YOU AREN'T OCCUPYING PORTLAND, PORTLAND IS OCCUPYING YOU!" *random dude in inflatable costume starts twerking*
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
I think this is true, but it's been unexpectedly useful to be able to see that a person who's just followed me is following 12.3k other people, because then I know this is not a serious person and I can just ignore them.
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
Along those lines, have you ever seen John Ganz' Jock vs. Creep theory of fascism? It's living rent-free in my head right now. It signed a 99-year lease and isn't making any payments whatsoever.

www.unpopularfront.news/p/the-jockcr...
The Jock/Creep Theory of Fascism
It's Real and It Works
www.unpopularfront.news