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Incredibly powerful words from Pastor David Black.
Submitted for the judges' consideration.
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
2 wrong. Forgot how many Representatives there are, and said "to be eligible for federal student aid" for the selective service question.
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I’ve just been to the world’s worst planetarium.

One star.
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some drunk guy stumbling down the strip: TACO, BURRITO, WHAT'S COMIN' OUT MY SPEEDO
theuselessweb.com

This might not be the kind of thing you're after, but it has a bit of whimsy and the last time I checked it was generally good.
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Politicians need to talk about Club Bathroom Issues, not just kitchen table ones.
If Trump goes to war with Venezuela, the price of cocaine is going to skyrocket…

So much for bringing prices down…
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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Laugh all you want, but when was the last time you could guwht dade, jalvdonre, OR coidemt an enemy AC unit in a video game?
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You know things are utterly FUBAR in the US when @bellingcat.com is doing satellite imagery analysis of the White House.
New satellite images show the scale of demolition that has occurred on the East Wing of the White House in less than a month.
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Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.
What's the over-under on there still being a child orgy in this one, do you all think?
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Fuck. Yes. I was excited at the idea of this being good. I'm over the moon at the prospect of it being hilarious trash. Haha collect the Itfinity Stones, children of Maine.
Wait is this really the premise of the new ‘It’ spinoff series on HBO