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Representative Becca Balint @balint.house.gov · 2d

Incredibly powerful words from Pastor David Black.

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GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 1h

Submitted for the judges' consideration.

white guy in a suit. named 'dick pound.' dick pound is the chairman of the olympic broadcasting services. his name is dick pound.

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G.C. Houle 🔞 @gchoule.bsky.social · 1d

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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 1d

Please kill me

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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 1d

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onion person @junlper.beer · 20h

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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alpha @omarsbigsister.bsky.social · 1d

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.

Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 2d

🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com

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GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 3h

2 wrong. Forgot how many Representatives there are, and said "to be eligible for federal student aid" for the selective service question.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve just been to the world’s worst planetarium.

One star.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 5h

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h

some drunk guy stumbling down the strip: TACO, BURRITO, WHAT'S COMIN' OUT MY SPEEDO

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GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 1d

theuselessweb.com

This might not be the kind of thing you're after, but it has a bit of whimsy and the last time I checked it was generally good.

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🔞 🔆 𐐘 the greenwich goblin (idk what greenwixh is) 🌈 @zymandia.neocities.org · 1d

censoring that first name…

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1d

October Post™®

George from Seinfeld playing the Nightmare Before Christmas GBA game with Oogie Boogie saying the dialogue "Me? Give up? Never in a million years, Pumpkin Pussy"

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 1d

Politicians need to talk about Club Bathroom Issues, not just kitchen table ones.

Tim Gill @timgill924.bsky.social · 1d

If Trump goes to war with Venezuela, the price of cocaine is going to skyrocket…

So much for bringing prices down…

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 3d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 2d

Headline writer:

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GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 2d

neva 4ghetti

nightmare fuel page for a children's show called 'ready jet go'. the image that's supposed to be scary is a child lit by mildly red lights.

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GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 3d

Laugh all you want, but when was the last time you could guwht dade, jalvdonre, OR coidemt an enemy AC unit in a video game?

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Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 3d

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Andy Carvin @acarv.in · 3d

You know things are utterly FUBAR in the US when @bellingcat.com is doing satellite imagery analysis of the White House.

Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 3d

New satellite images show the scale of demolition that has occurred on the East Wing of the White House in less than a month.

October planet imagery showing the east wing demolished

September planet imagery showing the east wing before work took place

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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 4d

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 4d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Total Lowlife Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 4d

/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.

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GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 4d

What's the over-under on there still being a child orgy in this one, do you all think?

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Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck. Yes. I was excited at the idea of this being good. I'm over the moon at the prospect of it being hilarious trash. Haha collect the Itfinity Stones, children of Maine.

Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 4d

Wait is this really the premise of the new ‘It’ spinoff series on HBO

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