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Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with Ukraine, Free Palestine Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay

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West Coast Toast 🇨🇦 @westcoasttoast.bsky.social · Nov 12

a Happy Meal implies the existence of Broccoli.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10h

Sorry your boyfriend thinks foreplay is a football pregame show.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h

Diane Keaton is one of those people for whom death did not seem an option, so you can understand why I am shook

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11h

I’d like to speak to the fantasy version of you I’ve created in my head plz

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11h

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: Make your voices heard. Join us in a peaceful protest across our country against the most corrupt, deceitful & criminal Administration in U.S. History. We say NO KINGS, NO CROOKS, NO SPRAY-TAN CONMAN! 👎

Check for a location near you at: www.nokings.org

#BeThere 👍

No Kings

As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

www.nokings.org

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 10h

This hurts.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 9h

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 9h

I’m just saying, if we DID have a king and he started threatening his enemies with jail time and sending the military to invade his own cities…

Would we have a problem with that?

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 15h

someone should invent a cat that can take her own selfies

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 14h

Stay strong, stay beautiful, Chicago. c

Tweet from Fred Wellman: “Weird. I was told it’s a war zone.”
Below is a Time Out Chicago post showing a scenic city skyline at sunset with the text: “Chicago has been voted the Best Big City in the U.S. for the ninth consecutive year.”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14h

I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h

Who Was Jeffery Epstein? Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13h

the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 13h

At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 13h

It is the time of the frog 🐸

Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · Feb 9

I'm already tired of football here are two small froggs

Small, pale green frog perched on a twig, mouth wide open in a grin, looking like kermit's baby son telling a great joke

Insanely tiny and beautiful frog perched on the end of someone's finger. It's a Vietnamese moss frog, and its skin looks like moss and tiny jewels and beads. It's eyes are large and iridescently green

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13h

all I know is he looks like Chuck Todd's son and from the moment I saw it I have been unable to unsee it

chuck todd with the same grin. it's uncanny

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 12h

Trump’s not targeting political violence. He’s inciting political violence against his political opposition.

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 1d

we have to go back and save Harambe he is the key

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d

It’s OK, Donnie. Adolf never won a Nobel Prize either.

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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 1d

I was 21 years in Canada's parliament and I have 2 simple questions:
1. Who the fuck is @vgasparro.bsky.social ?
2. Why did @mark-carney.bsky.social let him ban the Irish group @kneecapceol.bsky.social?
If there is a fund to sue for damages, count me in.
Seriously.

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Karanado @thistletat13.bsky.social · 1d

Since Donnie is trying so hard to erase black women, just posting this here.

All-Black Female WWII Unit to Receive Congressional Gold Medal > U.S. Department of War > Story | U.S. Department of War share.google/H2RoUMTGVX00...

share.google

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 1d

This is the way. More of this, please.

Skeet from Dr. Caitlin M. Green showing people in Portland wearing inflatable costumes. The text reads, "There are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. Clearly, we have settled on a motif."

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

Moral of the story is if you want a qualified President, don’t pick one from The Apprentice.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d

3 random things about me:

1. I’m in my high school hall of fame for track

2. I think drinking cereal milk is gross (sorry)

3. I can write with my right hand backwards and my left hand forward at the same time. Legibly.

Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 2d

3 random things about me:

1. When I was 5, I rode an elephant in Tennessee. Her name was Petunia

2. I haven’t driven any vehicle since 2008

3. The longest I’ve ever slept was 18 hrs straight

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2d

3 random things about me:

1. I was born a red head but my hair fell out and started growing in blonde

2. In elementary school, they considered me to be a savant, but after middle school it was clear that wasn’t the case

3. Peonies are my favorite flowers

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

My thoughts aren’t crazy, they’re eclectic.

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West Coast Toast 🇨🇦 @westcoasttoast.bsky.social · 1d

*releases Spiderman 12*