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West Coast Toast 🇨🇦

@westcoasttoast.bsky.social

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Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with Ukraine, Free Palestine Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay

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West Coast Toast 🇨🇦 @westcoasttoast.bsky.social · Nov 12

a Happy Meal implies the existence of Broccoli.

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 16h

we have to go back and save Harambe he is the key

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 15h

It’s OK, Donnie. Adolf never won a Nobel Prize either.

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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 14h

I was 21 years in Canada's parliament and I have 2 simple questions:
1. Who the fuck is @vgasparro.bsky.social ?
2. Why did @mark-carney.bsky.social let him ban the Irish group @kneecapceol.bsky.social?
If there is a fund to sue for damages, count me in.
Seriously.

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Karanado @thistletat13.bsky.social · 13h

Since Donnie is trying so hard to erase black women, just posting this here.

All-Black Female WWII Unit to Receive Congressional Gold Medal > U.S. Department of War > Story | U.S. Department of War share.google/H2RoUMTGVX00...

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 23h

This is the way. More of this, please.

Skeet from Dr. Caitlin M. Green showing people in Portland wearing inflatable costumes. The text reads, "There are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. Clearly, we have settled on a motif."

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 23h

Moral of the story is if you want a qualified President, don’t pick one from The Apprentice.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

3 random things about me:

1. I’m in my high school hall of fame for track

2. I think drinking cereal milk is gross (sorry)

3. I can write with my right hand backwards and my left hand forward at the same time. Legibly.

Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 2d

3 random things about me:

1. When I was 5, I rode an elephant in Tennessee. Her name was Petunia

2. I haven’t driven any vehicle since 2008

3. The longest I’ve ever slept was 18 hrs straight

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2d

3 random things about me:

1. I was born a red head but my hair fell out and started growing in blonde

2. In elementary school, they considered me to be a savant, but after middle school it was clear that wasn’t the case

3. Peonies are my favorite flowers

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

My thoughts aren’t crazy, they’re eclectic.

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West Coast Toast 🇨🇦 @westcoasttoast.bsky.social · 23h

*releases Spiderman 12*

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

Inside Portland’s War Zone (Spoiler: It’s a Farmers Market

Inside Portland’s War Zone (Spoiler: It’s a Farmers Market)

YouTube video by Adam Parkhomenko

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

For my midlife crisis I’m either going to learn to play the drums or have a threesome. Maybe both.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

If you flip my couch cushions you won’t find spare change, just an alarming number of Cadbury micro mini eggs.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

What is the plural of “butterscotch”

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Friday!

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone https://theonion.com/central-european-guy-at-other-end-of-bar-watching-some-sport-with-mallets-on-phone/

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Erin 🇨🇦 @spicyerin.bsky.social · 1d

Missed the link.

Great site!

www.supportourstudents.ca/edmontonvote...

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West Coast Toast 🇨🇦 @westcoasttoast.bsky.social · 1d

Why would you not be shattered when you felt like you were moving towards the future and it abruptly ends? It's supposed to be heartbreaking, but we're already for happily ever after. Unlike so many of us, there are far too many false starts

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 1d

Wipe your hands on your pants after you shake people’s hands. To show you have hygiene

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 1d

It’s like my dear Granny always said, circumcise early and often

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West Coast Toast 🇨🇦 @westcoasttoast.bsky.social · 1d

Western nations fluffing a cease fire like Israel hasn't broken them a million times hours later.

They really think we are morons.
(note: some of you are)

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SPAGHETTI AND FEET BALLS, MY BAD…

A plate of spaghetti smothered in tomato sauce with a pair of feet on top

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

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