Adam Seybold (C-Bold)
@adamseybold.bsky.social
He/him. Writer of things, mostly horror.
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Hey! It’s ya boy. And his closet. And recycling.
Not to be pedantic but based on his mouth’s position relative to his face it’s actually “accidental picasso”
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Not to be pedantic but based on his mouth’s position relative to his face it’s actually “accidental picasso”
Who knew that Jim Downey would drop the most trenchant political satire of the era?
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Who knew that Jim Downey would drop the most trenchant political satire of the era?
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Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
The saints and poets maybe...they do some.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The saints and poets maybe...they do some.
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some of you really stressed out your third grade teacher and it shows
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
some of you really stressed out your third grade teacher and it shows
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I've experienced senior managers trying to end conference calls like this
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I've experienced senior managers trying to end conference calls like this
post a fish called Wanda selfie if you‘re Kevin Kline
Post a rejection selfie if you’re so declined
Post a lie-down selfie if you're so reclined
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
post a fish called Wanda selfie if you‘re Kevin Kline
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A lot of you blocked my friend for bravely coming forward about Beefhurt Cretin. He was just arrested once again for domestic violence against another woman. Beat the shit out of her in front of her 4 kids AND keeps harassing my friend. If you defend this guy, youre just as much a POS as he is
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A lot of you blocked my friend for bravely coming forward about Beefhurt Cretin. He was just arrested once again for domestic violence against another woman. Beat the shit out of her in front of her 4 kids AND keeps harassing my friend. If you defend this guy, youre just as much a POS as he is
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Happy to have an essay from my forthcoming collection up @literaryhub.bsky.social today! "The time a library lends, I suspect, is a little like love: the more it gives away, the more comes back to it in kind."
On the Infinite Lives of the Library
One might say that a library’s most abundant resource—what it lends most freely—is not books and information but time. Time to think, breathe, be, and become. Last spring, in exchange for my servic…
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December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy to have an essay from my forthcoming collection up @literaryhub.bsky.social today! "The time a library lends, I suspect, is a little like love: the more it gives away, the more comes back to it in kind."
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My theory is he’s falling asleep in the day time because they took away his diet pills on account of whatever heart disease is beginning its end stages
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My theory is he’s falling asleep in the day time because they took away his diet pills on account of whatever heart disease is beginning its end stages
That means, canonically, that Sir Mix-A-Lot was correct when he said that “His anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun…”
“Anaconda” is derived from ancient Greek and means “without a conda.”
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That means, canonically, that Sir Mix-A-Lot was correct when he said that “His anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun…”
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December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Just a note that when a freelancer like me asks "what's the deadline" for edits or whatever saying "however long you need" is not a good answer.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just a note that when a freelancer like me asks "what's the deadline" for edits or whatever saying "however long you need" is not a good answer.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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An American expresses gratitude for "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
A Canadian expresses gratitude that the pothole at the end of the driveway hasn't yet swallowed their car.
A Canadian expresses gratitude that the pothole at the end of the driveway hasn't yet swallowed their car.
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
An American expresses gratitude for "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
A Canadian expresses gratitude that the pothole at the end of the driveway hasn't yet swallowed their car.
A Canadian expresses gratitude that the pothole at the end of the driveway hasn't yet swallowed their car.
“Back in my day we didn’t have autism all over the place.“
Motherfucker: How do you think we got maps?
Motherfucker: How do you think we got maps?
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Back in my day we didn’t have autism all over the place.“
Motherfucker: How do you think we got maps?
Motherfucker: How do you think we got maps?
Made me love words more than any other. Yeah, he was 88. But this sucks.
greatest English language playwright of the last 100 years
BREAKING: British playwright Tom Stoppard, who won an Academy Award for the screenplay for “Shakespeare In Love," dies at 88.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Made me love words more than any other. Yeah, he was 88. But this sucks.
“Lads. It’s Tottenham.“
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“Lads. It’s Tottenham.“
Watched this ten times in a hundred and five seconds
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Watched this ten times in a hundred and five seconds
As an American living in Canada I feel this keenly today.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
As an American living in Canada I feel this keenly today.
So she’s like, really really stupid then
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So she’s like, really really stupid then
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
I grew up churched so I understand the theology at work here but “born to give them second birth” is a weird lyric to sing at Christmas time or any time, really
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I grew up churched so I understand the theology at work here but “born to give them second birth” is a weird lyric to sing at Christmas time or any time, really