Tim
@beertheist.bsky.social
I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
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Americans haven't beaten on the Germans this hard in Italy since 1944
February 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Americans haven't beaten on the Germans this hard in Italy since 1944
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Never support giving the government the power to execute. Whether it's protestors or the worst of society. It's barbaric and needs to be left in humanity's past
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Never support giving the government the power to execute. Whether it's protestors or the worst of society. It's barbaric and needs to be left in humanity's past
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February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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hell yeah, an excuse to post Norichika Aoki content
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
hell yeah, an excuse to post Norichika Aoki content
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![Star Trek The Original Series scene. Montgomery Scott, in his red uniform and with a floral red velvety looking backdrop, looks happy. Like, just SO happy. He's beaming, not StarTrek beaming, just happy beaming. Closed caption reads: [BANGING]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreicbz4twkqoqvwusnle6jcrjnlpkzwbtomhchn7iezqq6xwkqyidu4@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Proposing marriage to an Olympic competitor during the Games is self-centered bullshit
February 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Proposing marriage to an Olympic competitor during the Games is self-centered bullshit
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It really is amazing how much of political punditry, *especially* elite outfits in NYC and Washington, still embrace this bizarre idea that rural spaces represent the "Real America" while metropolitan areas, where most (presumably real) Americans actually live, should be held in contempt.
Just going to point out again that our arbitrary political rules permit Republicans to attack urban areas with impunity but strictly forbid the faintest whiff of condescension toward rural areas by Democrats
“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It really is amazing how much of political punditry, *especially* elite outfits in NYC and Washington, still embrace this bizarre idea that rural spaces represent the "Real America" while metropolitan areas, where most (presumably real) Americans actually live, should be held in contempt.
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"Oh, don't you worry.
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"Oh, don't you worry.
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
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As someone in the comments noted, if they're now losing the suburban white guys in Callaway ball caps, they're losing badly.
Watch this.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
As someone in the comments noted, if they're now losing the suburban white guys in Callaway ball caps, they're losing badly.
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This rules. I love how delighted they all look!
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
This rules. I love how delighted they all look!
It's a fact that in Trek Klingons have two dicks, people talk about it all the time. But that has to mean they have 4 testicles. They would have to, right? Anyway, they just sounds like a very crowded crotch and no wonder they're so angry all the time
a man and a woman are looking at a bag of fruit with the words wow that 's a lot of fruit
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at a bag of fruit with the words wow that 's a lot of fruit
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It's a fact that in Trek Klingons have two dicks, people talk about it all the time. But that has to mean they have 4 testicles. They would have to, right? Anyway, they just sounds like a very crowded crotch and no wonder they're so angry all the time
Periodic reminder that you can murder anyone you want, just use a car and be sober
She fucking killed an entire family while speeding in her Mercedes SUV and they’re not going to even take her license away??
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Periodic reminder that you can murder anyone you want, just use a car and be sober
TIL that Pornhub isn't available in the Hillbilly State of Missouri
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
TIL that Pornhub isn't available in the Hillbilly State of Missouri
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
If there's an afterlife, my hope is that I can ask to meet the people that fell for shit like this. I don't care about the scammers, I need to know what kind of people bought it. I'm guessing horny old guys, but do they even understand the phrase "shooting your shot"?
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If there's an afterlife, my hope is that I can ask to meet the people that fell for shit like this. I don't care about the scammers, I need to know what kind of people bought it. I'm guessing horny old guys, but do they even understand the phrase "shooting your shot"?
Update: It appears the tagging was for tree trimming! Greatly relieved
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Update: It appears the tagging was for tree trimming! Greatly relieved
I love when Europeans look like their stereotype. This French skier who's blaming their loss on gas, looks like a French villain. Like he's totally trying to kill Monsieur Bond at the Alpine resort
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I love when Europeans look like their stereotype. This French skier who's blaming their loss on gas, looks like a French villain. Like he's totally trying to kill Monsieur Bond at the Alpine resort
I'm having to avoid news about the files because I legit have fears about going full tinfoil hat from it. I almost want to not believe the stuff that went on because even as someone that hates the rich and powerful and know they're evil, I didn't think they were horror-movie-demons evil
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I'm having to avoid news about the files because I legit have fears about going full tinfoil hat from it. I almost want to not believe the stuff that went on because even as someone that hates the rich and powerful and know they're evil, I didn't think they were horror-movie-demons evil
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I see you city news! Good job.
No VEHICLES are killing pedestrians. Its the DRIVERS
No VEHICLES are killing pedestrians. Its the DRIVERS
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I see you city news! Good job.
No VEHICLES are killing pedestrians. Its the DRIVERS
No VEHICLES are killing pedestrians. Its the DRIVERS
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This is wild because it confirms the fact that no one in a position of power at Ring had any idea that announcing the terrifying power of their panopticon to the largest, most mainstream television audience would lead to a massive backlash.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This is wild because it confirms the fact that no one in a position of power at Ring had any idea that announcing the terrifying power of their panopticon to the largest, most mainstream television audience would lead to a massive backlash.
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"Maybe all we do is frustrate," Star said. "Give someone one more day with their daughter or their dad.
"But if you lost your dad, or you lost your daughter, you would give anything to have one more day with them. And that’s what we can do.”
My latest for Slate
"But if you lost your dad, or you lost your daughter, you would give anything to have one more day with them. And that’s what we can do.”
My latest for Slate
Activists Are Fighting ICE Even Though It Could Get Them Killed. Here’s Why.
ICE is still trying to subjugate Minneapolis. It's still failing.
slate.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
"Maybe all we do is frustrate," Star said. "Give someone one more day with their daughter or their dad.
"But if you lost your dad, or you lost your daughter, you would give anything to have one more day with them. And that’s what we can do.”
My latest for Slate
"But if you lost your dad, or you lost your daughter, you would give anything to have one more day with them. And that’s what we can do.”
My latest for Slate
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Boston is full of reminders of the instrumental role it played in the founding of the nation. But it also contains reminders of the ways the country has fallen short of those ideals.
https://to.pbs.org/46D2psz
https://to.pbs.org/46D2psz
Boston's role in America's founding and its struggle to meet its ideals
The New England Patriots’ Super Bowl defeat was a disappointment for fans, but the team's return to the national stage also served as a reminder of the role the Greater Boston Area played in the count...
to.pbs.org
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Boston is full of reminders of the instrumental role it played in the founding of the nation. But it also contains reminders of the ways the country has fallen short of those ideals.
https://to.pbs.org/46D2psz
https://to.pbs.org/46D2psz
My best friend somehow got tickets to a sneak peek viewing of Gremlins 2 at the Glenwood Theater on Metcalf. They even had a film crew there to interview people afterwards to get their opinion for ads
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
My best friend somehow got tickets to a sneak peek viewing of Gremlins 2 at the Glenwood Theater on Metcalf. They even had a film crew there to interview people afterwards to get their opinion for ads