Tim
@beertheist.bsky.social
I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
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I know it isn't the point here. But **FEWER** is the correct word. Was there not an editor anywhere?!?
Ugh.
Ugh.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I know it isn't the point here. But **FEWER** is the correct word. Was there not an editor anywhere?!?
Ugh.
Ugh.
"I don't care that they made the seats able to recline. It's a dick move and Jesus would hate you"
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"I don't care that they made the seats able to recline. It's a dick move and Jesus would hate you"
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"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"
Kids outside:
Kids outside:
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"
Kids outside:
Kids outside:
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Wait wait wait wait:
CPKC Stadium (20k)
Is this the first public indication of a stadium expansion? CPKC seats 11,500.
CPKC Stadium (20k)
Is this the first public indication of a stadium expansion? CPKC seats 11,500.
Proposed US Host Cities + Full list including alternatives
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wait wait wait wait:
CPKC Stadium (20k)
Is this the first public indication of a stadium expansion? CPKC seats 11,500.
CPKC Stadium (20k)
Is this the first public indication of a stadium expansion? CPKC seats 11,500.
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Here's the problem with Frederick Douglass: Us.
Most of us never get past one of his autobiographies, usually the first & shortest, & his oration, "What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July?"
Yet his was one of the greatest prophetic voices the country has produced. The post below is a small example.
Most of us never get past one of his autobiographies, usually the first & shortest, & his oration, "What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July?"
Yet his was one of the greatest prophetic voices the country has produced. The post below is a small example.
From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Here's the problem with Frederick Douglass: Us.
Most of us never get past one of his autobiographies, usually the first & shortest, & his oration, "What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July?"
Yet his was one of the greatest prophetic voices the country has produced. The post below is a small example.
Most of us never get past one of his autobiographies, usually the first & shortest, & his oration, "What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July?"
Yet his was one of the greatest prophetic voices the country has produced. The post below is a small example.
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We have a duty as American citizens who believe that “All men are created equal” to push back against the far right radicals who are trying to divide us.
One day, these will be the incredibly dark moments we read about in the history books.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We have a duty as American citizens who believe that “All men are created equal” to push back against the far right radicals who are trying to divide us.
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I think that somewhere along the way something in Stephen Miller got fundamentally damaged. This is neither an excuse nor a mitigating factor; the dude is genuinely fucking evil and he and everything he stands for should be fought against and stopped. But he is something beyond mere sociopathy.
Since Stephen Miller is in the midst of another of his Aryans-only trantrums, we should note that his family are 20th century immigrants from the shtetl of Antopol (Антопаль) then in the Hrodna gubernia of Russia. Applying his immigration rules, they would all have perished in the Holocaust.
Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.
www.politico.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think that somewhere along the way something in Stephen Miller got fundamentally damaged. This is neither an excuse nor a mitigating factor; the dude is genuinely fucking evil and he and everything he stands for should be fought against and stopped. But he is something beyond mere sociopathy.
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"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
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The parade gets more weird to me every year. But the dog show afterwards...
a man in a kilt is standing next to a woman in a pink dress
ALT: a man in a kilt is standing next to a woman in a pink dress
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The parade gets more weird to me every year. But the dog show afterwards...
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i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
I suck at doing the edges of the crust. Believe it or not this is an improvement compared to previous years
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I suck at doing the edges of the crust. Believe it or not this is an improvement compared to previous years
I'm sure other people do this, but people often act confused when I talk about pie cookies. My great grandma's crust recipe makes enough for two crusts, but if we only need one we cut up the remainder and put cinnamon sugar on them and bake them
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm sure other people do this, but people often act confused when I talk about pie cookies. My great grandma's crust recipe makes enough for two crusts, but if we only need one we cut up the remainder and put cinnamon sugar on them and bake them
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Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
Thanksgiving was saved thanks to @freakdam.bsky.social ! Hadn't started my car since Labor Day and was deader than dead. But he gave me one of these jumper deals and worked perfectly! Hugo thanks you for letting him get spoiled in Olathe
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thanksgiving was saved thanks to @freakdam.bsky.social ! Hadn't started my car since Labor Day and was deader than dead. But he gave me one of these jumper deals and worked perfectly! Hugo thanks you for letting him get spoiled in Olathe
I mean, this is a nice and correct sentiment, but he's not an immigrant. He's a US citizen. Puerto Rico is American. He could be elected president where Mamdani can't
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I mean, this is a nice and correct sentiment, but he's not an immigrant. He's a US citizen. Puerto Rico is American. He could be elected president where Mamdani can't
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
when the tryptophan hits
The problem with following European news sources is you see much more talk about war. France is implementing voluntary military national service and people are saying it's to prepare for war with Russia
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a picture of a man and says `` everything is garbage '' .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a picture of a man and says `` everything is garbage '' .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The problem with following European news sources is you see much more talk about war. France is implementing voluntary military national service and people are saying it's to prepare for war with Russia
Like always this is a great way to get everyone fighting with each other. Blame the fatties and the smokers! They're the problem! Not the billionaires in charge of everything
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Like always this is a great way to get everyone fighting with each other. Blame the fatties and the smokers! They're the problem! Not the billionaires in charge of everything
So weed man ended up asking me questions about how you get around and where he needed to stop to go to a couple places. He's spending the holiday with his sister who lives downtown and he's going to be moving here with his daughter in the spring. He stunk, but nice guy
There's never not someone smoking weed at a streetcar stop
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
So weed man ended up asking me questions about how you get around and where he needed to stop to go to a couple places. He's spending the holiday with his sister who lives downtown and he's going to be moving here with his daughter in the spring. He stunk, but nice guy
There's never not someone smoking weed at a streetcar stop
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
There's never not someone smoking weed at a streetcar stop
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
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Did you just get THAT misleading text from the Republicans?
If you believe that out of state billionaires have no place in Missouri politics, ignore them and sign a petition to defend your constitutional rights as soon as you can! Who listens to random texts anyways?
If you believe that out of state billionaires have no place in Missouri politics, ignore them and sign a petition to defend your constitutional rights as soon as you can! Who listens to random texts anyways?
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Did you just get THAT misleading text from the Republicans?
If you believe that out of state billionaires have no place in Missouri politics, ignore them and sign a petition to defend your constitutional rights as soon as you can! Who listens to random texts anyways?
If you believe that out of state billionaires have no place in Missouri politics, ignore them and sign a petition to defend your constitutional rights as soon as you can! Who listens to random texts anyways?