Tim
beertheist.bsky.social
Tim
@beertheist.bsky.social
I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives
📍 Kansas City, MO

He/Him
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he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The weekend after Thanksgiving is often filled with turkey sandwiches and blows of reheated mashed potatoes. Lots of leftovers go great between two pieces of sliced bread, but did you know that you can thank a small town in Missouri for your ability to eat them that way?
A Missouri town almost forgot it invented the greatest thing since anything: sliced bread
Chillicothe, Missouri, has an unusual claim to fame: It’s the town where pre-sliced bread first debuted back in 1928. The state has even declared July 7, Sliced Bread Day, as an official holiday. But despite being less than a century old, the origin of this revolutionary pantry staple was almost lost to history.
www.kcur.org
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I know it isn't the point here. But **FEWER** is the correct word. Was there not an editor anywhere?!?

Ugh.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”

It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"I don't care that they made the seats able to recline. It's a dick move and Jesus would hate you"
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"

Kids outside:
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Wait wait wait wait:

CPKC Stadium (20k)

Is this the first public indication of a stadium expansion? CPKC seats 11,500.
Proposed US Host Cities + Full list including alternatives
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Here's the problem with Frederick Douglass: Us.
Most of us never get past one of his autobiographies, usually the first & shortest, & his oration, "What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July?"
Yet his was one of the greatest prophetic voices the country has produced. The post below is a small example.
From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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We have a duty as American citizens who believe that “All men are created equal” to push back against the far right radicals who are trying to divide us.
One day, these will be the incredibly dark moments we read about in the history books.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I think that somewhere along the way something in Stephen Miller got fundamentally damaged. This is neither an excuse nor a mitigating factor; the dude is genuinely fucking evil and he and everything he stands for should be fought against and stopped. But he is something beyond mere sociopathy.
Since Stephen Miller is in the midst of another of his Aryans-only trantrums, we should note that his family are 20th century immigrants from the shtetl of Antopol (Антопаль) then in the Hrodna gubernia of Russia. Applying his immigration rules, they would all have perished in the Holocaust.
Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.
www.politico.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The parade gets more weird to me every year. But the dog show afterwards...
a man in a kilt is standing next to a woman in a pink dress
ALT: a man in a kilt is standing next to a woman in a pink dress
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I suck at doing the edges of the crust. Believe it or not this is an improvement compared to previous years
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm sure other people do this, but people often act confused when I talk about pie cookies. My great grandma's crust recipe makes enough for two crusts, but if we only need one we cut up the remainder and put cinnamon sugar on them and bake them
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Thanksgiving was saved thanks to @freakdam.bsky.social ! Hadn't started my car since Labor Day and was deader than dead. But he gave me one of these jumper deals and worked perfectly! Hugo thanks you for letting him get spoiled in Olathe
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I mean, this is a nice and correct sentiment, but he's not an immigrant. He's a US citizen. Puerto Rico is American. He could be elected president where Mamdani can't
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM