Big Fez
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Big Fez
@bigfez.bsky.social
· Mar 26
85% of wrong political opinions can be avoided simply by asking the question 'and what do you think the *other* person will do then?'
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I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.
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In the arts too, people talk about comparing the value of someone’s art with the harm they’ve inflicted on other people. But how much art have we missed out on because women were forced out. Or there were not opportunities given to non-predators and non-assholes. Everything could be so much better.
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
In the arts too, people talk about comparing the value of someone’s art with the harm they’ve inflicted on other people. But how much art have we missed out on because women were forced out. Or there were not opportunities given to non-predators and non-assholes. Everything could be so much better.
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Make the adults operating heavy machinery responsible, don’t dress up children like construction workers
Too late!
See below from recent #RSA campaign for 2nd Class (8 year olds) asking them to pledge to wear hi-vis clothing in pretty much every outdoor situation nigh or day. Full pledge in Alt-Text
See below from recent #RSA campaign for 2nd Class (8 year olds) asking them to pledge to wear hi-vis clothing in pretty much every outdoor situation nigh or day. Full pledge in Alt-Text
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Make the adults operating heavy machinery responsible, don’t dress up children like construction workers
***recommendation post ***
Things I have been enjoying this week:
Things I have been enjoying this week:
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
***recommendation post ***
Things I have been enjoying this week:
Things I have been enjoying this week:
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I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
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you don't know your neighbors because of cars
your city doesn't make enough in taxes because of cars
busses are slow because of cars
they won't build light rail because of cars
your city's air is awful because of cars
one of the leading causes of death and injury from accident: cars
your city doesn't make enough in taxes because of cars
busses are slow because of cars
they won't build light rail because of cars
your city's air is awful because of cars
one of the leading causes of death and injury from accident: cars
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
you don't know your neighbors because of cars
your city doesn't make enough in taxes because of cars
busses are slow because of cars
they won't build light rail because of cars
your city's air is awful because of cars
one of the leading causes of death and injury from accident: cars
your city doesn't make enough in taxes because of cars
busses are slow because of cars
they won't build light rail because of cars
your city's air is awful because of cars
one of the leading causes of death and injury from accident: cars
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My broad view is there is as big, or bigger, issue with older adults and social media as with young people - and that social media bans are just a sticking plaster that allows us to ignore the wider issue.
Ultimately we need proper regulation and enforcement, not bans which allow us to ostrich
Ultimately we need proper regulation and enforcement, not bans which allow us to ostrich
‼️SPAIN'S PM SANCHEZ: SPAIN WILL BAN ACCESS TO SOCIAL MEDIA FOR MINORS UNDER 16
‼️SPAIN'S PM SANCHEZ: WE WILL CHANGE SPANISH LAW TO HOLD SOCIAL MEDIA EXECUTIVES ACCOUNTABLE FOR ILLEGAL, HATEFUL CONTENT
‼️SPAIN'S PM SANCHEZ: WE WILL CHANGE SPANISH LAW TO HOLD SOCIAL MEDIA EXECUTIVES ACCOUNTABLE FOR ILLEGAL, HATEFUL CONTENT
February 3, 2026 at 10:58 AM
My broad view is there is as big, or bigger, issue with older adults and social media as with young people - and that social media bans are just a sticking plaster that allows us to ignore the wider issue.
Ultimately we need proper regulation and enforcement, not bans which allow us to ostrich
Ultimately we need proper regulation and enforcement, not bans which allow us to ostrich
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With the world heating up [and more pedestrians being killed], why are more SUVs being sold?
“It’s the industry that has driven the demand through huge marketing & advertising campaigns in recent years. SUVs offered the industry a simple way of charging more for a vehicle that does the same thing.”
“It’s the industry that has driven the demand through huge marketing & advertising campaigns in recent years. SUVs offered the industry a simple way of charging more for a vehicle that does the same thing.”
With the world heating up, why are more SUVs being sold?
Despite dire predictions of climate breakdown, more Sports Utility Vehicles are being spotted on, and off, the roads.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 AM
With the world heating up [and more pedestrians being killed], why are more SUVs being sold?
“It’s the industry that has driven the demand through huge marketing & advertising campaigns in recent years. SUVs offered the industry a simple way of charging more for a vehicle that does the same thing.”
“It’s the industry that has driven the demand through huge marketing & advertising campaigns in recent years. SUVs offered the industry a simple way of charging more for a vehicle that does the same thing.”
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
Oh you like putting on a little recorded lecture series to listen to, do you? While you're jogging or doing the dishes or whatever? What a fucken NERD. *I* listen to rock and roll music.
January 24, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Oh you like putting on a little recorded lecture series to listen to, do you? While you're jogging or doing the dishes or whatever? What a fucken NERD. *I* listen to rock and roll music.
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Me: *chopping onions*
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
January 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Me: *chopping onions*
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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Serious word of advice to newbies. The Discover Feed. Never use it. Waste of time. The Following Feed is what you need; all the posts from the people you follow in the order they posted them.
I recommend removing the Discover Feed by clicking on the # in the top right to manage your Feeds list.
I recommend removing the Discover Feed by clicking on the # in the top right to manage your Feeds list.
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Serious word of advice to newbies. The Discover Feed. Never use it. Waste of time. The Following Feed is what you need; all the posts from the people you follow in the order they posted them.
I recommend removing the Discover Feed by clicking on the # in the top right to manage your Feeds list.
I recommend removing the Discover Feed by clicking on the # in the top right to manage your Feeds list.
Based on some quick Google maps estimating, i think Greenland is actually nearer to Boston in Lincolnshire than Boston, Massachusetts.
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Based on some quick Google maps estimating, i think Greenland is actually nearer to Boston in Lincolnshire than Boston, Massachusetts.
Bad day for fans of 3-4-2-1
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Bad day for fans of 3-4-2-1
I mostly haven't been participating in this, because the answer is always 'whatever version of championship manager/football manager just came out' but putting one here in honour of a particularly fine vintage.
January 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I mostly haven't been participating in this, because the answer is always 'whatever version of championship manager/football manager just came out' but putting one here in honour of a particularly fine vintage.
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This just in: calculator has apologized for saying BOOBS
“Upside down calculator says ‘BOOBS’”
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This just in: calculator has apologized for saying BOOBS
Of all my ridiculous opinions, "'Populism': it doesn't mean what most people seem to think it means" has got to be one of the silliest. And yet...
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Of all my ridiculous opinions, "'Populism': it doesn't mean what most people seem to think it means" has got to be one of the silliest. And yet...
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He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
Immediately forgets
What he saw with his eyes
Santa Claus has ADHD
He’s checking it twice
Immediately forgets
What he saw with his eyes
Santa Claus has ADHD
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
Immediately forgets
What he saw with his eyes
Santa Claus has ADHD
He’s checking it twice
Immediately forgets
What he saw with his eyes
Santa Claus has ADHD
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
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of course the song’s called wichita assistant referee, these days
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
of course the song’s called wichita assistant referee, these days
"Oh thank God it wasn't some kind of religious extremist"
"But that's worse, right? You do get how that's worse?"
"But that's worse, right? You do get how that's worse?"
I’m glad he got a proper sentence. The entitlement of this prick nearly got so mant people killed & yet he started getting soft focus write ups in the press because they were still embarassed everyone saw them get excited thinking the guy was a muslim
BREAKING: Liverpool FC parade crash driver Paul Doyle is sentenced to 21 years and six months in prison
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"Oh thank God it wasn't some kind of religious extremist"
"But that's worse, right? You do get how that's worse?"
"But that's worse, right? You do get how that's worse?"
Are you weird about one specific thing? Have you considered not talking about it?
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Are you weird about one specific thing? Have you considered not talking about it?