HTTP_Lovecraft
@biglovecraft.bsky.social
Alternate universe version of Lovecraft who wasn't a POS and who is also a spry 135 years old (I still hate the Welsh, though).
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡
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November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
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Destroying Blue Sky for good with a 'still posts on Twitter' labeller.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Destroying Blue Sky for good with a 'still posts on Twitter' labeller.
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we have a 4chan occupied government but like 4chan from a decade ago
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
we have a 4chan occupied government but like 4chan from a decade ago
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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the internet used to be comminism since all the information on webbed sites used to be free but now the internet is capitalism because its worse and costs money
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
the internet used to be comminism since all the information on webbed sites used to be free but now the internet is capitalism because its worse and costs money
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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white america’s desire for national suicide and ruthlessly torturing Mexicans for sport is bumping up against their desire for cheap treats and not being ruled by a protected caste of pedophiles.
what will happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Find out next season in 2026.
what will happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Find out next season in 2026.
Generic Ballot Polling Among White Americans (Cygnal):
🔴 GOP: 50%
🔵 DEM: 45%
Pew Research 2024 Presidential White American Estimate:
🔴 GOP: 55%
🔵 DEM: 43%
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Cygnal / Nov 6, 2025
(Republican Leaning Pollster)
🔴 GOP: 50%
🔵 DEM: 45%
Pew Research 2024 Presidential White American Estimate:
🔴 GOP: 55%
🔵 DEM: 43%
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Cygnal / Nov 6, 2025
(Republican Leaning Pollster)
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
white america’s desire for national suicide and ruthlessly torturing Mexicans for sport is bumping up against their desire for cheap treats and not being ruled by a protected caste of pedophiles.
what will happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Find out next season in 2026.
what will happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Find out next season in 2026.
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
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metroidbrainia is when you get sucked off so hard that the galaxy is at peace
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
metroidbrainia is when you get sucked off so hard that the galaxy is at peace
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My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
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Aurora Borealis might be visible from my kitchen tonight, which, without getting into details, is a huge relief for this luncheon I'm planning with my boss
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Aurora Borealis might be visible from my kitchen tonight, which, without getting into details, is a huge relief for this luncheon I'm planning with my boss
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
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Obama in The Simpsons universe: My yellow Americans
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Obama in The Simpsons universe: My yellow Americans
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“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact
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November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
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They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
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I drew this because someone in a Server said "Absolute Albert"
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I drew this because someone in a Server said "Absolute Albert"
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you