tinfoil witch burning under a bridge
@brookass.bsky.social
obsessively consuming media & having feelings about it since 1988
aka
☠️ arby_m on IG/LJ/DW
my band is Lucky Witch & the Righteous Ghost: http://linktr.ee/lwrg
Seth Gibbs stan (RIP!!!)
see also: https://perfectdiypunkhair.com
aka
☠️ arby_m on IG/LJ/DW
my band is Lucky Witch & the Righteous Ghost: http://linktr.ee/lwrg
Seth Gibbs stan (RIP!!!)
see also: https://perfectdiypunkhair.com
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
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There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.
Three-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court
More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to make their case in front of an immigration judge as the Trump administration ramps up removal proceedings.
coppercourier.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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I've been saying this for a year now: the Democrats have missed a gigantic political opportunity--and, at this point, have failed in an ethical obligation--to create a shadow-government health department that dispenses medically accurate information, guidance, and advice.
WATCH: A CDC panel voted to end the recommendation that newborns receive the hepatitis B vaccine, despite a 99% drop in cases since in the 30 years since it was implemented. Chris Hayes and Brandy Zadrozny react. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6REM...
CDC Panel ends recommendation for newborn hepatitis B shot
YouTube video by MS NOW
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December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I've been saying this for a year now: the Democrats have missed a gigantic political opportunity--and, at this point, have failed in an ethical obligation--to create a shadow-government health department that dispenses medically accurate information, guidance, and advice.
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“Mattel’s commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special” is my secret code phrase to let you know I’ve been kidnapped fyi
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“Mattel’s commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special” is my secret code phrase to let you know I’ve been kidnapped fyi
lukewarm take: i can't stand it that service workers are being trained to say "and to you as well" when I say "have a nice day" or whatever. what's wrong with "you, too!"?!?! it was cheery and fun and sounded like a normal person, not a fucken robot!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
lukewarm take: i can't stand it that service workers are being trained to say "and to you as well" when I say "have a nice day" or whatever. what's wrong with "you, too!"?!?! it was cheery and fun and sounded like a normal person, not a fucken robot!!
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
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I just thought it was happenstance that it was like, the three most generic male names in the English language and then one exceptionally fruity fourth thing no one has ever been named before or since
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I just thought it was happenstance that it was like, the three most generic male names in the English language and then one exceptionally fruity fourth thing no one has ever been named before or since
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We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
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it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes
they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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🌲 THE BIG CHRISTMAS GIFT THREAD! 🌲
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
🌲 THE BIG CHRISTMAS GIFT THREAD! 🌲
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
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My wife makes candles, at www.littlebitdifferent.co.uk, including ones from your dog, and ones themed around Christmas movies, like the Muppets and Die Hard
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My wife makes candles, at www.littlebitdifferent.co.uk, including ones from your dog, and ones themed around Christmas movies, like the Muppets and Die Hard
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Remember that December 8th is Nighthawk's Solstice: the shortest day of the year for those of us who stay up late.
blog.zarfhome.com/2025/12/nigh...
blog.zarfhome.com/2025/12/nigh...
December 8th is Nighthawk's Solstice
I hereby raise awareness of Nighthawk's Solstice, which celebrates the day of the earliest sunset of the winter.
blog.zarfhome.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Remember that December 8th is Nighthawk's Solstice: the shortest day of the year for those of us who stay up late.
blog.zarfhome.com/2025/12/nigh...
blog.zarfhome.com/2025/12/nigh...
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a friend asked “how scary is it?” the answer is “not really scary.” it’s more of a modern myth. there’s some spookiness and some peril but no actual horror.
not like the ones she wrote about Wrong Deer, or Evil Fungus
not like the ones she wrote about Wrong Deer, or Evil Fungus
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
a friend asked “how scary is it?” the answer is “not really scary.” it’s more of a modern myth. there’s some spookiness and some peril but no actual horror.
not like the ones she wrote about Wrong Deer, or Evil Fungus
not like the ones she wrote about Wrong Deer, or Evil Fungus
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i need this
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i need this
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My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
for what it’s worth I got roped into helping out with my sixth grader’s extracurricular thing so I’ve had more recent contact with middle schoolers who aren’t mine than I usually do, and biased sample/biased reviewer/etc but my verdict is that the kids are all right
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
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WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’
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📈 Here's how much money Los Camp! make from streaming...
On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.
📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped
On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.
📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
📈 Here's how much money Los Camp! make from streaming...
On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.
📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped
On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.
📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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Quinn is back with an excellent Small Story. It’s got everything - Blood, mystery, family lore, and, as (almost) always, kittens.
Also, a sales pitch for her wonderful books, with a portion of proceeds going to charities.
Also, a sales pitch for her wonderful books, with a portion of proceeds going to charities.
Hello! I used to do this on Twitter. I am thinking of doing this again over here so am running experiment to see if putting up threaded stories on here is worth the extra step. If you want a non-threaded version, the entire story is at my Patreon account, not behind a paywall.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Quinn is back with an excellent Small Story. It’s got everything - Blood, mystery, family lore, and, as (almost) always, kittens.
Also, a sales pitch for her wonderful books, with a portion of proceeds going to charities.
Also, a sales pitch for her wonderful books, with a portion of proceeds going to charities.