Andrew
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We must build the Dark Frog because, once created, the Dark Frog will eat all of the amphibians who did not contribute to his creation.
“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We must build the Dark Frog because, once created, the Dark Frog will eat all of the amphibians who did not contribute to his creation.
This "Pete Hegseth doesn't understand how a mirror image works" thing that's going around is making me feel fully insane, because if you look at the actual photo Kelly posted of his uniform, the writing on the letters themselves are very clearly not reversed.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This "Pete Hegseth doesn't understand how a mirror image works" thing that's going around is making me feel fully insane, because if you look at the actual photo Kelly posted of his uniform, the writing on the letters themselves are very clearly not reversed.
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the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
A thing about the Wicked movies that I’ve been puzzling over today is how they start with with a retro Universal logo, as if to say, “We’re taking you back to Hollywood’s golden age, when a different studio made a beloved film that has no legal connection to the one you’re about to watch.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A thing about the Wicked movies that I’ve been puzzling over today is how they start with with a retro Universal logo, as if to say, “We’re taking you back to Hollywood’s golden age, when a different studio made a beloved film that has no legal connection to the one you’re about to watch.”
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Awful bold of Jennifer Garner to say "You probably know me from my other job" in a Capital One commercial. Ma'am that IS your job now.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Awful bold of Jennifer Garner to say "You probably know me from my other job" in a Capital One commercial. Ma'am that IS your job now.
He's older than the transistor radio and she's younger than Wikipedia.
Bill Belichick’s gf was born five months before 9/11
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
He's older than the transistor radio and she's younger than Wikipedia.
Callum Turner is what would happen if Josh O'Connor went on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Callum Turner is what would happen if Josh O'Connor went on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Fond memories of the Thanksgiving where I ate so many of the French's fried onion straight out of the can that there weren't enough to top the green bean casserole.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Fond memories of the Thanksgiving where I ate so many of the French's fried onion straight out of the can that there weren't enough to top the green bean casserole.
If I were president I'd be telling Megan Ellison to find a way to release the Chinese cut of Wong Kar-Wai's The Grandmaster, but that is why I'd be unelectable.
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If I were president I'd be telling Megan Ellison to find a way to release the Chinese cut of Wong Kar-Wai's The Grandmaster, but that is why I'd be unelectable.
He's going to do it. He's going to make them put out a version of Bloodsport that skips over all of the non-fighting scenes.
“Trump appears to want to revive the raucous comedies and action movies of the late 1980s to late 1990s. He’s passionate, for instance, about the 1988 Jean Claude Van Damme sports flick Bloodsport.”
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
He's going to do it. He's going to make them put out a version of Bloodsport that skips over all of the non-fighting scenes.
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philly and dallas just passing the brain cell back and forth at this point
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
philly and dallas just passing the brain cell back and forth at this point
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Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
Vince Offer? The writer/director of Inappropriate Comedy, starring two-time Oscar winner Adrien Brody?
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Vince Offer? The writer/director of Inappropriate Comedy, starring two-time Oscar winner Adrien Brody?
Joined a temp agency out of college, got sent to a short-term assignment that eventually became permanent, got recommended for a series of promotions for roles I was completely unqualified for on paper but was able to pick up without too much trouble.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Joined a temp agency out of college, got sent to a short-term assignment that eventually became permanent, got recommended for a series of promotions for roles I was completely unqualified for on paper but was able to pick up without too much trouble.
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
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everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
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I do honestly think trump is senile enough that the mayor of New York is sort of instinctively an impressive person to him that he wants to please, despite being the fucking president
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I do honestly think trump is senile enough that the mayor of New York is sort of instinctively an impressive person to him that he wants to please, despite being the fucking president
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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Cabinet head reassuring the nation in stressful times: First of all, you people are such slobs.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Cabinet head reassuring the nation in stressful times: First of all, you people are such slobs.
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