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beetlemoses.bsky.social
3 panel comic. First panel soldiers are under fire in a jungle and one yells in the talkie talkie “we need air support! Do you copy?!” Second panel a military helicopter flies over the hills and a voice says “yeah…” Panel 3: a capybara is flying the helicopter and he says “I capy.”
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: kids playing kickball. One pitches the ball, and another kid behind him yells “back up!” to the other kids. Panel 2: a kid with glasses kicks the ball. Panel 3: the ball hurtles into a ufo way up in space, and sets off the airbag on the alien driving the ufo.
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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kenjennings.bsky.social
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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mostlybree.kitrocha.com
I MEAN WE KNOW MOVIE POSTERS DON'T ALWAYS HIT LOLOL

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nome.bsky.social Nome @nome.bsky.social · Oct 31
Shoutout to that time in 2020 when the straights thought that this poster adequately conveyed "claustrophobic, atmospheric, disturbing horror/drama,"

And not as "sexy period piece involving a strap."
Movie poster for Cordelia. A shorter woman in a striped dress and messy bun has a man pinned with his face against a wall, holding his hand and biting the back of his neck. His eyes are closed, cheeks slightly flushed, mouth half open, back arched, hand splayed flat against the wall - his face is turning to her as she's behind him.
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
cavanasm.bsky.social
Megaman Legends, because I am nothing if not predictable.
slothropsmap.bsky.social Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 12d
What’s your favorite video game that’s at least 27 years old (so 1999 or earlier)? Let’s get a list of classics going.
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Reading this from the Acela, like the fastest that we got, and which is going like 60 mph.
That one shot of shinji in the chair
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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theonion.com
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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garfieldstrip.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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gettoknownature.bsky.social
American Robin in the midst of a Holly feast

#birds #NativePlants 🌿
A dark gray bird with a bright orange breast stands in a holly bush, partly hidden by the spiky leaves and with red berries all around.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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willoremus.com
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
reddit post from a presumably young person who watched sex and the city and couldn’t get over how much people smoked indoors. “wouldn’t everything smell bad?” they asked
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Bitey
"Do you remember what you were like when you were younger?" asks one crow to another as they are landing on wet snow. "Bitey" replies the second crow. "Right... but do you remember what it was like to BE you?" "What did you think about? Have you changed fundamentally? How can you really know?" The first crow is pondering. The background is a pattern of blue circles. "I guess I don't bite as much as I used to" answers the second crow. "You bite enough" says the first.
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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rincewind.run
fighting your way up or down a building is inherently christmas
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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samreich.bsky.social
two incredible anecdotes back-to-back
A screengrab from an AV article entitld "Changing the game: How Dropout broke through in 2025". Followed by two anecdotes: one where Rekha Shankar explains how Dropout's fanbase netted her a successfully funded Kickstarter campaign, and the other Jacquis Neal saying he got recognized at a German sex club. Excerpt from an article noting a 2025 Kickstarter for the film "Vidhya’s Guide To The Afterlife" raised $250,000 in a month. Highlighted excerpt quoting a host recounting being recognized at a sex club in Germany while sitting on a bench and praised for their work.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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funranium.bsky.social
Okay. The people have spoken.

For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).

Let the games begin.
May 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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samthielman.com
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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alyssaharad.bsky.social
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
blipstress.bsky.social violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · Nov 24
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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annesh.no
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
Four articulated buses blocking each other in a roundabout making them stuck.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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drawerofdrawings.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM