C.S.
cephander.bsky.social
C.S.
@cephander.bsky.social
he/they | polisci major (for my sins), recovering theatre kid, seattle mariners enthusiast, food discourse centrist, theoretically I write sometimes
My principled opposition to the death penalty includes *everyone*—and that means our current enemies. I think they should face consequences, yes. But capital punishment is an inherently regressive force. Master’s tools, master’s house and all that.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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If his definition of American requires viewing things through a 2000 year old lens that has never been part of American legal tradition, then maybe, just maybe, he took a wrong turn somewhere.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The biggest irony of all, though, is that Vermeule is trying to come up with a definition of American by importing a foreign legal tradition. One of the core features of American law is that it's built on English common law, NOT Roman civil law.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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And again, Vermeule fails to explain why the statutes he cites incorporate Roman ideas, he just declares that they do because he wants them to.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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There's also a certain irony in Vermeule declaring that immigrants must show respect for American traditions when those same traditions include a right to criticize this country.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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He also disdainfully mentions "positive law" in a few places, framing it as something insignificant and insubstantial. What is positive law? It's what everyone else would call "law." He literally means the statutes and Constitution of this country, which he deems "thin" and "minimum."
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Is he saying the people who passed the INA in 1952 intended to incorporate Roman ideas of justice and fairness? That's obviously not true. Is he saying they shared the Romans' understanding of these ideas? Also obviously not true. So where does this idea come from? I don't know and he doesn't say.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Right away, he runs into the obvious question: why? And you know, he never actually answers it. Vermeule gestures toward the idea of the "spirit" of the law without saying how modern immigration law (largely stemming from a 1952 statute) incorporates the law and principles of ancient Rome.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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It's a Saturday morning and I'm bored, so here's a thread on exactly why Vermeule is not just wrong, but laughably so (thread)
I had missed this latest delirium by Adrian Vermeule on birthright citizenship

'Common law?! NAH, it's the Roman law of adoption that should govern the interpretation of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution!'

thenewdigest.substack.com/p/immigratio...
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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How long until he drops a version of this?
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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This is extremely dumb for a variety of reasons but perhaps the most obvious is that the Romans didn't apply their adoption law to grants of citizenship.

I cannot communicate how basic an error he is making here. Staggeringly elementary, a thing you learn in Roman Civ 101.
I had missed this latest delirium by Adrian Vermeule on birthright citizenship

'Common law?! NAH, it's the Roman law of adoption that should govern the interpretation of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution!'

thenewdigest.substack.com/p/immigratio...
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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And one that invokes perhaps the most alien body of law to the American tradition in doing it: Roman law!
more confirmation that lurking clearly behind this idea of the “heritage american” is a straightforward contempt for the actual history and tradition of this country, such that vermeule has to hallucinate a framework to justify his desire to jettison the clear meaning of the 14th amendment
I had missed this latest delirium by Adrian Vermeule on birthright citizenship

'Common law?! NAH, it's the Roman law of adoption that should govern the interpretation of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution!'

thenewdigest.substack.com/p/immigratio...
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“You’re like if the advice ‘do extracurriculars, it’ll look good on your resume’ was a person”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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The thing about the Church of England is that it has actual church laws and church courts and church judges and church lawyers and I know this because I've been part of an actual church court case and had to get a pro-bono church lawyer and it was all as wild as you'd expect it to be.
I just need you to know that although I am not a church cop I am, as Churchwarden, empowered to arrest people for various church-based nuisances (and am told, every year, at my swearing in, that under no circumstances am I to actually use those powers of arrest).
December 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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> Roman analogy for citizenship rights
> never mentions the Edict of Caracalla

HACK DETECTED
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I had missed this latest delirium by Adrian Vermeule on birthright citizenship

'Common law?! NAH, it's the Roman law of adoption that should govern the interpretation of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution!'

thenewdigest.substack.com/p/immigratio...
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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I just threw out a Roman Legion’s monthly pay in salt.
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The anti-birthright citizenship element in the legal academy has all the hallmarks of a high school debate club and none of actual scholarship.
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.

How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Lawgeeks, this one is short, but worth a read. I realize it's Christmas Eve. Flag it and come back to it Friday. (I'll try to remember to repost it then. Have a lovely holiday, friends.)
Christmas Eve Drop:

Fed. judge quashes yet another attempt by Trump's DOJ to get the personal data of trans patients and former patients, and does so in sarcastic and angry fashion calling out the administration's ill-intent and lack of good faith.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM