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Regular Human Bartender
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Love it when a plan comes together.
My biggest belief on this is if you dont want unrealized gains taxed then ban being able to use stocks as collateral. Getting all of the value of an asset with none of the drawbacks is a huge part of why we are where we are.
No my man, the answer absolutely involves taxing those gains.
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I really hope they call these dummies bluff. Make them prove their value by going to Kansas and try out there theories.
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The thing about the wormtongue in the white house is that Sinatra and Martin would have had their security drag him into an alley and "invite" him never to return for because he was creeping everyone out. And he knows it.
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Skinner it must be the kids who are wrong meme dot gif
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with

CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Honestly if what happens here is that all legit journos finally realize that the corps they work for are cooked and have to start a news org instead of lending legitimacy to the stenographers for authoritarianism it wouldn't be a totally bad outcome.
The government official who sent migrants to gulags is now urging the the firing of the journalists who reported the story and objected to it being killed. bsky.app/profile/thet...
Stephen Miller wants everyone at 60 Minutes who “engaged in this revolt” (aka told the truth) fired
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The main thing about election data bros is that their numbers tell them they should have a lot of friends, but they are stuck in a mental model that leads them to under perform on the ground.
Imagine telling an actual congressmember who has won actual real elections "skill issue" when you are a hobby data bro who publishes meh polls for a sustack now and then
This is why I'm really starting to hate the data bros.

Matty Y: "Dems should focus less on climate change/renewable energy, it's a losing issue."

Sean Casten (an actual Congressman): "I won a purple district multiple times by focusing on those issues"

Lakshya: "YEAH BUT YOU DIDN'T OVERPERFORM"
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you play these idiots ideas out to their logical conclusions, at some point they will just build another government for them to hate and the help they have to unde pay will turn on them.
Tech Billionaires Are Starting Private Cities to Escape the United States

“In October, former Coinbase chief technology officer Balaji Srinivasan shared his vision for the ‘ultimate exit’ by tech industry elites from the ‘failing’ United States.”

futurism.com/future-socie...
Tech Billionaires Are Starting Private Cities to Escape the United States
As economic discontent grows, tech billionaires are pouring money into some 120 "startup societies" where they can reign supreme.
futurism.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Im reminded of all the people in 2016 that would call you hyperbolic and overgeneralizing (esp. legacy media) if you said the only reason people liked him was the racism and misogyny. Glad this horrible timeline can serve as a daily reminder of how stupid they were/are.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."

The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My generalized theory is that FedSoc believes that the framers were good in stating the constitution was a living and changing thing, they just want want it to go back to before that whole declaration of independence kerfuffle and retvrn to land grant Dukes and kingly patronage.
I am as happy to criticize Congressional failures as the next person - pass a budget FFS! - but when Congress responds to the demands and constraints of governance in realistic ways, the judiciary stops it from doing so, based on an 18th century model of governance.
bsky.app/profile/josh...
3/ Congress gave us independent agencies; the Court is about to give us Kelly and has already given us PCAOB, Seila Law, etc. Congress gave us broad delegations of certain powers; the Court gave us the major questions doctrine.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My main comment on the nuzzle and lizza shit is that lizza isn't able to process how similar to the people she hooked up with he is, and that busted his brain so much he just went for the clicks and she got canned.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I really enjoy that the everything app is really just the everything about weird race shit app. Feel like a brand swap to Birch is the right call.
I’ll go even further: a lot of the white privilege that Ashkenazi Jews enjoy today is built on unstable socio-political terrain. The Third Reich built an entire legal system founded on the notion that we were Not White less than a century ago.
Jews are both a religion and a people.

They are racially diverse.

To categorize them as one race is not only inaccurate but dangerous.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
More than aware that I'm not the first to plumb these depths, but kinda feel like The History Channel primarily broadcasting paranormal shows is near top of the list of metaphors for our time.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I call my fists Strunk and White because they have the elements of style.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The only potential positive thing the Trump administration has done is get this dweeb out of the senate and poisoned his political future so much that he'll have a like 3 sentences in US history books.
not so much uncharismatic as anticharismatic. all the charisma within a 10 mile radius ups and leaves as soon as he starts speaking.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"

Many soldiers raise their hands.

Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I think i might be done in non-professional settings (where I have to for biz purposes) referring to Natural Language Processing and Machine learning as "Artificsl Intelligence." Its a query plan with limited decision faculties, thst is all.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My general not all the way formed belief about legacy media is that they need to pretend that their decisions are due to the changing economics, but in reality this is what a lot of them wanted to be for a very long time (cheap to print tabloids) and the economics is the easy excuse.
anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
One of my general beliefs is that there are a lot of "socialists" who think that it means they deserve stuff for free in order for them to be a dilettante, and as such make nothing so have no respect for people that make things.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Never forget
important to remember on a day where we’re all canceling each other over food takes that the original @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social post that went mega viral in 2022 was prompted by the current director of football analytics at USC saying he couldn’t eat pancakes without getting “too sticky”
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
While everything has gotten *waves hands* I think its important to acknowledge the sheer amount of undersung government workers that are out there suffering through this same shit, and doing their best while these dumb idiots search for the next camera to puke nonsense into.
i would give anything for someone to ask this guy what his actual job is, because he clearly doesn’t have any idea
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The only conspiracy theory I have about the JFK assassination is that it cooked boomers brains and they've spent the last 60 years fighting against the idea of random events impacting them, because they are a generation of self centered weirdos.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
No more of an indicator that you suck than driving a big dumb fucking truck.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We don't make these people's lives hard enough.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM