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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
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If you think she’s a cutie, why would you call a Death Cab for her? You’ll be single forever my man!
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If you think she’s a cutie, why would you call a Death Cab for her? You’ll be single forever my man!
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SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
it was for racist reasons
the most impactful thing Elon Musk has ever done or will ever do regarding science and innovation in this country is illegally cut billions of dollars of research funds for literally no reason
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 AM
it was for racist reasons
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It’s so crazy how the richest man alive has a literal harem of birth mothers, owns a CSAM generation website, begged to hangout with the worlds most notorious child sex trafficker, tried to single handedly destroy the entire American social safety net and is an open Neo Nazi and racist
Pipe down, everyone! One of the stars of the Epstein files is speaking!
Elon Musk Says Christopher Nolan Has ‘Lost His Integrity’ With ‘The Odyssey’ If Lupita Nyong’o Is Playing Helen of Troy
Elon Musk says 'The Odyssey' director Christopher Nolan 'has lost his integrity' if Lupita Nyong'o plays Helen of Troy.
variety.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
It’s so crazy how the richest man alive has a literal harem of birth mothers, owns a CSAM generation website, begged to hangout with the worlds most notorious child sex trafficker, tried to single handedly destroy the entire American social safety net and is an open Neo Nazi and racist
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I envision a beautiful future filled with Vegas spheres throughout the world. There are no jobs, AI has replaced them all. Everyone is poor. But the orbs heat us all.
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I envision a beautiful future filled with Vegas spheres throughout the world. There are no jobs, AI has replaced them all. Everyone is poor. But the orbs heat us all.
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does anyone know when MELANIA 2 comes out
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
does anyone know when MELANIA 2 comes out
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It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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I truly hate that this idea actually makes sense, and I'm not kidding one bit.
I continue to believe that the fastest way to get Stephen Miller fired is to convince Trump that Miller's ICE operations are what cost him the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I truly hate that this idea actually makes sense, and I'm not kidding one bit.
@stephenking.bsky.social hey man I just watched Storm of the Century and we need an update on Ralphie ASAP. need a full movie about it I'm afraid. thx 🙏🏻 🙏🏻
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 AM
@stephenking.bsky.social hey man I just watched Storm of the Century and we need an update on Ralphie ASAP. need a full movie about it I'm afraid. thx 🙏🏻 🙏🏻
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right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
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I’m so sorry, Europe, but you’re all about to find out about one of the most pathetic men alive
The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
But Americans who want to save the alliance with Europe must have no illusions about how bad a condition this transatlantic partnership is in.
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I’m so sorry, Europe, but you’re all about to find out about one of the most pathetic men alive
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Philadelphia in candlelight.
A city paused.
Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
A city paused.
Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Philadelphia in candlelight.
A city paused.
Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
A city paused.
Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
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I wish we could cancel the election, suggests the guy who truly loves American democracy. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "They have the worst policy. How we have to even run against these people -- I won't say cancel the election, they should cancel the election, because the fake news with say, 'He wants the elections canceled. He's a dictator.' They always call me a dictator. Nobody is worse than Obama."
January 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I wish we could cancel the election, suggests the guy who truly loves American democracy. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Nick Shirley at the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
December 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Nick Shirley at the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
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IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Just think about how much of an asshole CK was to EK for her to be this happy. Like I bet it was truly like…unimaginable.
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Just think about how much of an asshole CK was to EK for her to be this happy. Like I bet it was truly like…unimaginable.
I’d love to read a book that just talks about all the different people who live their lives crammed into these little hells of cognitive dissonance.
Curious about what in the self-loathing is going on with Usha Vance to be married to a man who so openly seems to resent that she isn’t white. She’s where she wants to be but I sure want to know what pathology allows that.
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’d love to read a book that just talks about all the different people who live their lives crammed into these little hells of cognitive dissonance.
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Worth the click through.
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Worth the click through.
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The U.S. *was* feeding poor people then Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and JD Vance illegally killed off USAID.
Seeing a leader of the United States adopt this line is revolting. While the US remains imperfect, it is also the global leader in FDI as well as the world’s leading destination for inbound investment. China would love to have an economy like America’s.
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The U.S. *was* feeding poor people then Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and JD Vance illegally killed off USAID.
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LEAVE Twitter already, folks. Get the fuck off there.
The only surefire way to stop oligarchs buying up the things we love is to drop those things the moment oligarchs buy them & that requires changing habits and massive self-discipline.
It means going to alternatives that might not be quite as good or convenient.
It’s really hard. But there it is.
It means going to alternatives that might not be quite as good or convenient.
It’s really hard. But there it is.
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
LEAVE Twitter already, folks. Get the fuck off there.