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Deep State Farm

@deepstatefarm.bsky.social

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Bureaucrat, dog lover, reader. He/him. Opinions limited by statute.

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 9h

You'd have rooter's insurance

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 13h

That's an insult to that's an insult to

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 1d

so basic

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a central audition from which contestants are assigned to regional competitions in smaller countries?

2005: That's gonna be a no from me, dawg
2025: You're going to Albania!

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 2d

He had an ottoman with bennies

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 2d

Let her cook

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 4d

All non-Israeli people from *gestures lazily* THAT part of the world are terrorists, duh

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 5d

I recently purchased one of these, and I find it pleasing!

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 5d

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 9d

Legend has it he once sawed off an entire U.S. state.

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 13d

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 13d

SCOTUS already said the next president is entitled to dissolve SCOTUS so long as it's an official duty.

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 14d

Futurama Fry meme changed from "shocked, shocked! Well, not THAT shocked" to "I'm curious! Genuinely curious! Well, not that curious"

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 15d

I, for one, have never been forced to rub a dog's nose in the carpet bombing of Laos.

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 17d

Revelations is cheugy.

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 23d

D is a slam dunk. There's only one Singapore, the global capital of delicious.

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 27d

Geert Wilders burner account

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Steven Mazie @stevenmazie.bsky.social · Sep 8

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional

ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Sep 6

if i had the opportunity to ask a question of anyone in the administration, given this "war in chicago" messaging, i would ask them how many americans the president intends to kill in his war

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · Sep 5

He's the Rodrigo-est of Dutertes.

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · Sep 4

All hot dogs are tacos

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · Sep 4

Yes, but it's a taco sandwich

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · Sep 3

Is the attention in the room with us?

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · Aug 31

Behold the master race in all its splendor

Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · Aug 31

What I really really wanna zig-obla-da