Paula
@dentonitis.bsky.social
I might be ready to go live in the forest now
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Save me The Courts. I am but a lowly Senate Minority Leader.
This chud is gonna pass the funding bill
This chud is gonna pass the funding bill
This is abhorrent. The 4th amendment is the law of the land, and you need a warrant to enter people’s homes.
The courts must step in immediately and ICE must leave our cities.
The courts must step in immediately and ICE must leave our cities.
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Save me The Courts. I am but a lowly Senate Minority Leader.
This chud is gonna pass the funding bill
This chud is gonna pass the funding bill
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AND y'all bought up every piece of bread in Durham county
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
AND y'all bought up every piece of bread in Durham county
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Grimace after a grease fire burned off half of his body hair
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Grimace after a grease fire burned off half of his body hair
I always wish I'd ordered more sushi, next time I'm just ordering all of it
January 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I always wish I'd ordered more sushi, next time I'm just ordering all of it
Bought my champagne yesterday in case it happens over the ice storm weekend, don't want to have to go out into the weather
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Bought my champagne yesterday in case it happens over the ice storm weekend, don't want to have to go out into the weather
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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
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It’s really this simple… all we are getting is cops
They like cops so much that all we’re getting is cops. No roads, no bridges, no school funding, no culture money, just a bouquet of different types of cops
January 23, 2026 at 12:17 PM
It’s really this simple… all we are getting is cops
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If I xoxo you it’s a defensive formation
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
If I xoxo you it’s a defensive formation
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Literally and figuratively and astronomically
January 23, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Literally and figuratively and astronomically
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I generally love all of The New Yorker’s house style quïrks, but this one drives me nuts
January 23, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I generally love all of The New Yorker’s house style quïrks, but this one drives me nuts
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don't put it in your newspaper that i got mad
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 AM
don't put it in your newspaper that i got mad
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Kiss
Garth Brooks
Blink 182
Willie Nelson
Earth Wind & Fire
(I know they don't make sense, I have no explanation)
Kiss
Garth Brooks
Blink 182
Willie Nelson
Earth Wind & Fire
(I know they don't make sense, I have no explanation)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bad Brains
Odd Future
Solange
Kirk Franklin
JMSN
Bad Brains
Odd Future
Solange
Kirk Franklin
JMSN
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Jimmy Buffet
REM
Bootsy Collins
Violent Fems
Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
Not a concert but I have seen Evita as well.
No one can say I don't have a breadth of musical taste.
Jimmy Buffet
REM
Bootsy Collins
Violent Fems
Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
Not a concert but I have seen Evita as well.
No one can say I don't have a breadth of musical taste.
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Kiss
Garth Brooks
Blink 182
Willie Nelson
Earth Wind & Fire
(I know they don't make sense, I have no explanation)
Kiss
Garth Brooks
Blink 182
Willie Nelson
Earth Wind & Fire
(I know they don't make sense, I have no explanation)
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Oh my God, this is the one thing that has Democratic leadership fired up
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Oh my God, this is the one thing that has Democratic leadership fired up
Trying to catch up on all the Oscar nominees before the ceremony, and oh my god Bugonia is INSANE
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Trying to catch up on all the Oscar nominees before the ceremony, and oh my god Bugonia is INSANE
She apologized for attending a football game where people could see her, I just..
This country hates women so much.
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
Ex-Porn Star Abella Danger Apologizes for Viral Moment During Miami Hurricanes’ NCAA Final Loss
The football megafan's reactions at games have captured the attention of several cameramen combing the crowd, but she says she wishes to be like any other fan.
ca.news.yahoo.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
She apologized for attending a football game where people could see her, I just..
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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is it a good sign that 2 people you've invited to be on your "Board of Peace" can't join you in Switzerland because they would be arrested for war crimes?
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
is it a good sign that 2 people you've invited to be on your "Board of Peace" can't join you in Switzerland because they would be arrested for war crimes?
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Trying to imagine my parents in their 40s getting stoked out of their minds for a Howdy Doody relaunch
Masters of The Universe – Official Teaser Trailer (in theaters in June 5) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEx...
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Trying to imagine my parents in their 40s getting stoked out of their minds for a Howdy Doody relaunch
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‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 PM
‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
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They should hear what the students call her. It ain’t MVP.
Of course, there's no mention of the 200+ degree programs she cut or consolidated to help pay for this historic football win (by tripling the football budget).
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
They should hear what the students call her. It ain’t MVP.
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28. In youth hockey in Minnesota, there's a thing parents do before games called a "safety meeting."
It means going to the nearest bar to the rink for drinks before the game.
Or standing in a freezing parking lot taking fireball shots.
It means going to the nearest bar to the rink for drinks before the game.
Or standing in a freezing parking lot taking fireball shots.
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
28. In youth hockey in Minnesota, there's a thing parents do before games called a "safety meeting."
It means going to the nearest bar to the rink for drinks before the game.
Or standing in a freezing parking lot taking fireball shots.
It means going to the nearest bar to the rink for drinks before the game.
Or standing in a freezing parking lot taking fireball shots.
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I wrote about Trump's terrible immigration poll numbers and why he doesn't seem to care. www.pbump.net/o/trump-does...
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I wrote about Trump's terrible immigration poll numbers and why he doesn't seem to care. www.pbump.net/o/trump-does...
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chalk up yet another dem in the not-built-for-these-unprecedented-times column
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
chalk up yet another dem in the not-built-for-these-unprecedented-times column
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lmfao we’re all gonna fucking die 💯
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
lmfao we’re all gonna fucking die 💯