Sarah de Roche
deroche.bsky.social
Sarah de Roche
@deroche.bsky.social
She/Her
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I really hope there are some Olympics-watching kids renaming their throwback screamo bands "Backward Inside Death Spiral" this year
February 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
These replies are gonna be full of some absolutely deranged nutrition advice I can feel it in my bones.
It’s wild that I grew up hearing about how artificial sweeteners might cause cancer but then it turned out that non-artificial sweeteners definitely cause cancer.
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
agree with this (hah) but also think a particular mistake the left made for a long time online, and still makes to an extent, is failing to understand that the person whose mind you may actually change is the one reading the argument you're having, not the one you're arguing with
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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something we don't talk about is how gullible the current ruling class is to chinese propaganda. these guys are cucks and morons who bought into state-created lies about han chinese ethnicity
We must speak plainly about the agenda Elon Musk & other MAGA leaders are pushing. It’s white nationalism.

There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.

Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
February 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Oh there's no way in hell we're getting snow in the valley if the odds are this spotty.
Snow is, for the first time this winter, legitimately in the #Seattle forecast. But sorry to say for snow fans, it's not the most exciting snow forecast we could bring you.

Get the latest in the ECW Blog:

emeraldcityweather.com/seattle-puge... #wawx #wasnow
Snow finally enters the Seattle forecast this winter - Emerald City Weather Blog
(TL;DR/Spoiler Alert Folks — I know this is a long post below so if you need the short
emeraldcityweather.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Do they even let you back into Canada if you lose a hockey fight to a Frenchmen?
Tom Wilson and Pierre Crinon get into it after Crinon laid out Nathan MacKinnon on an earlier play
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I mean this respectfully: Jordan Stolz is smuggling some absolute cake in that speed skating uniform.
February 15, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Speed skaters got some gnarly looking quads.
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again
She fucking killed an entire family while speeding in her Mercedes SUV and they’re not going to even take her license away??
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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this isn't a binary choice; it is a candidate's responsibility to get votes, and it is the citizen's responsibility to vote for the candidate who will produce the best outcomes (or avoid the worst). you can argue all day about harris' campaign but citizens chose trump, an objectively terrible choice
The inversion of electorial responsibilities by American libeerals is extremely bizarre to me. It's a mentality that Democrats cannot fail voters, the voters fail Democrats. If "your guy" didn't win it has nothing to do with the guy and everything to do with a disobedient electorate.
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Happy anniversary everybody
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I've learned from this thread that those mad lads at Swarovski are turning all sorts of wacky shit into crystal.
February 14, 2026 at 7:10 AM
A-Am I the one actually having a stroke?
"Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who stationed on platforms. Hellu-- actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line"
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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letterkenny is a documentary. they are all actually like that
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
You'd think Hasan would be a little smarter than that after ProJared blew up his career pre-pandemic back soliciting nudes from fans, some of which were underage.
his DMs are already gross since he keeps them open to get nudes from his fans. LOTs of his friends and former friends have admitted seeing some of his DMs over his shoulder
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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apologies to all my beballed followers, but the combination of the Wilhelmesque scream plus "oh miss-YEURRR" from the commentator is hilarious (cw: guy getting his junk smashed at 80+ mph)
Daily Joy USA 🇺🇸 on Instagram: "In the electrifying rush of Olympic slalom, French skier Yannick Bertrand hurtles down the snow-covered course with fierce determination. Disaster unfolds in a split se...
127K likes, 1,397 comments - dailyjoyusa on February 11, 2026: "In the electrifying rush of Olympic slalom, French skier Yannick Bertrand hurtles down the snow-covered course with fierce determination...
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February 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way
the whole fucking family from trump’s parents on down have been a goddamned blight on this country for at least seven decades
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM