Richard deValmont
@devalmont.myatproto.social
Co-host of Horror Podcast Bela Lugosi's Shed with HJ Doom. Guitarist, Gamer, Lefty. I rant (and occasionally rave) about gaming and politics. He/Him, or They/Them is fine too.
I can only presume she then regurgitates stomach acid up onto it and slurps up the bagel-y slurry.
Martha Stewart has revealed how she eats bagels and I am speechless
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I can only presume she then regurgitates stomach acid up onto it and slurps up the bagel-y slurry.
Looking forwards to having to get my dick out at the counter at the Toby's to get the extra Yorkshire pudding.
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Looking forwards to having to get my dick out at the counter at the Toby's to get the extra Yorkshire pudding.
Pink Pony Clubbed To Death (Chappell Roan feat. Rob Dougan).
Music mashup - combine two songs/albums/groups to make more interesting replacements
EG: Here Comes Benny and The Warm Jets (Elton/Eno)
GO
EG: Here Comes Benny and The Warm Jets (Elton/Eno)
GO
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Pink Pony Clubbed To Death (Chappell Roan feat. Rob Dougan).
I think all nutritional information should have a line which says 'WHOLE FUCKING LOT' and just tells you the calories in the whole bag/packet. That's far more useful than all the 'per 100g' or 'per 1/8 serving' nonsense.
Or a website - www.WholeFuckingLot.com.
I may be beasting Quality Street.
Or a website - www.WholeFuckingLot.com.
I may be beasting Quality Street.
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I think all nutritional information should have a line which says 'WHOLE FUCKING LOT' and just tells you the calories in the whole bag/packet. That's far more useful than all the 'per 100g' or 'per 1/8 serving' nonsense.
Or a website - www.WholeFuckingLot.com.
I may be beasting Quality Street.
Or a website - www.WholeFuckingLot.com.
I may be beasting Quality Street.
Sad news today as legendary character actor and the hottest young man to have ever lived Udo Kier has passed away at 81.
He leaves such a great body of work including some fantastic horror performances.
He leaves such a great body of work including some fantastic horror performances.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Sad news today as legendary character actor and the hottest young man to have ever lived Udo Kier has passed away at 81.
He leaves such a great body of work including some fantastic horror performances.
He leaves such a great body of work including some fantastic horror performances.
That poem being leaked at least means that being shot twice in the head is now the SECOND worst thing that has happened to a Kennedy on 22nd November.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That poem being leaked at least means that being shot twice in the head is now the SECOND worst thing that has happened to a Kennedy on 22nd November.
Sooz Kempner is a good sort and has an incredible voice even at 75%,so if you're around London please go and see her and if you're lucky you might get a look at an alien vagina during a high note.
Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sooz Kempner is a good sort and has an incredible voice even at 75%,so if you're around London please go and see her and if you're lucky you might get a look at an alien vagina during a high note.
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People are probably calling Labour racist because Labour keep being racist. If they want to stop being called racist they should stop doing racist things.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
People are probably calling Labour racist because Labour keep being racist. If they want to stop being called racist they should stop doing racist things.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
The ongoing mission to make our house the most Goffick House in Manchester continues with black iron sconces. The candles are remote control, else we'd burn the house down.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The ongoing mission to make our house the most Goffick House in Manchester continues with black iron sconces. The candles are remote control, else we'd burn the house down.
At some point in the next few weeks 'It's actually EPHEBOPHILIA, not PAEDOPHILIA' is going to become an actual discussion point of the US Republican party, and we're all going to have to sit and watch it like that's a normal thing to be happening.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
At some point in the next few weeks 'It's actually EPHEBOPHILIA, not PAEDOPHILIA' is going to become an actual discussion point of the US Republican party, and we're all going to have to sit and watch it like that's a normal thing to be happening.
I will never get an Instagram, because I find it so obnoxious that they have a business model where they won't show you the product unless you become a customer. If someone posts a link to your website, let people actually fucking look at it and they might consider signing up.
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I will never get an Instagram, because I find it so obnoxious that they have a business model where they won't show you the product unless you become a customer. If someone posts a link to your website, let people actually fucking look at it and they might consider signing up.
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did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
Anyone who doesn't pick Lady Dimitrescu is an IDIOT.
I'd feel so safe being carried round town by my massive goth mommy.
I'd feel so safe being carried round town by my massive goth mommy.
If you could choose one video game character to bring into the real world as your own personal bodyguard, who would it be?
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Anyone who doesn't pick Lady Dimitrescu is an IDIOT.
I'd feel so safe being carried round town by my massive goth mommy.
I'd feel so safe being carried round town by my massive goth mommy.
This came to me while I was getting my lunch, and is now sitting in a folder called 'My Photoshopped Bullshit'.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This came to me while I was getting my lunch, and is now sitting in a folder called 'My Photoshopped Bullshit'.
At this point I am quite sure that if a video comes out with him railing a 15yo the only thing that will come out of it is the US age of consent will be lowered to 14.
The Epstein emails could say "Donald Trump is the King of the Paedos" and the US media would still be posting chinstroking little think pieces going "but what can this cryptic aside possibly mean?"
the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
At this point I am quite sure that if a video comes out with him railing a 15yo the only thing that will come out of it is the US age of consent will be lowered to 14.
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If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
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Every hole is a glory hole if you don't mind ruining a cuckoo clock
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every hole is a glory hole if you don't mind ruining a cuckoo clock
The typographic and design choices in this restaurant's logo HAVE to be deliberate, right?
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The typographic and design choices in this restaurant's logo HAVE to be deliberate, right?
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…in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
…in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
The most egregious example of this is the 'Yorkshire' accent as noted by My Abraham Stoker, with the Whitby fisherman:
"These bans an' wafts an' boh-ghosts an' barguests and bogles an' all anent them is only fit to set bairns an' dizzy women a-belderin'. They be nowt but airblebs!"
"These bans an' wafts an' boh-ghosts an' barguests and bogles an' all anent them is only fit to set bairns an' dizzy women a-belderin'. They be nowt but airblebs!"
Always eye-opening when someone with a southern English accent tries to write a northern English accent "phonetically" revealing what an alien perspective they have of the relationship between sounds and letters
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The most egregious example of this is the 'Yorkshire' accent as noted by My Abraham Stoker, with the Whitby fisherman:
"These bans an' wafts an' boh-ghosts an' barguests and bogles an' all anent them is only fit to set bairns an' dizzy women a-belderin'. They be nowt but airblebs!"
"These bans an' wafts an' boh-ghosts an' barguests and bogles an' all anent them is only fit to set bairns an' dizzy women a-belderin'. They be nowt but airblebs!"
What's more likely is everyone will have forgotten how SQL actually works because they've got so used to asking Chat GPT. And people like me who steadfastly refuse to 'vibe code' will be prized like people who still know COBOL are now.
By the time they leave primary school, every child should know how to create, query, and update a simple SQL database. They should build on this in secondary school. In 20 years time, spreadsheets will only be for shopping lists, which is as it should be.
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What's more likely is everyone will have forgotten how SQL actually works because they've got so used to asking Chat GPT. And people like me who steadfastly refuse to 'vibe code' will be prized like people who still know COBOL are now.
I'm so glad that Lidl's new self-service tills say 'Please take your bags and leave the store'.
Last time I used one in Tesco I stood there for eight hours crying and trying to work out what to do next. I'd soiled myself twice before Security came over to help me out the door.
Last time I used one in Tesco I stood there for eight hours crying and trying to work out what to do next. I'd soiled myself twice before Security came over to help me out the door.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm so glad that Lidl's new self-service tills say 'Please take your bags and leave the store'.
Last time I used one in Tesco I stood there for eight hours crying and trying to work out what to do next. I'd soiled myself twice before Security came over to help me out the door.
Last time I used one in Tesco I stood there for eight hours crying and trying to work out what to do next. I'd soiled myself twice before Security came over to help me out the door.
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Dick Cheney: claims to be pro-life.
Also Dick Cheney: dies.
Also Dick Cheney: dies.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dick Cheney: claims to be pro-life.
Also Dick Cheney: dies.
Also Dick Cheney: dies.
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@ronanhession.bsky.social Hey Ronan, apropos of nothing in particular, loved “Ghost Mountain” and currently loving “Leonard and Hungry Paul”. Thanks for that!
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@ronanhession.bsky.social Hey Ronan, apropos of nothing in particular, loved “Ghost Mountain” and currently loving “Leonard and Hungry Paul”. Thanks for that!