These kids!!!

Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!

"The City is Shaking!"

#SeizeTheMoment

Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam

Thinking about how Cal Raleigh—a quiet guy!—said two years ago ownership had to get serious. And how everyone wanted them to get Suarez, but we all thought they’d wouldn’t actually do it. And then they did.

And tonight he did that.

One more.

we go to the top of the 15th

Get it now?

this is so sweet

People are pointing out that there's no easy way for states to intercept money destined for federal coffers and that's true. It would require some hard work and creativity, but at a time when snipers are dropping our of helicopters for warrantless nighttime raids maybe a little hard work is worth it

that way Madness lies (…waiting patiently to discard your friends and family at the start of the blinds)

Mars Needs Women

Feeling the need to post this spot on @michaelhobbes.bsky.social idea again. Don’t even give them direction, just fund them.

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them

Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable

Fucking half life 2 metrocop shit. Fuckin pigs.

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

“‘Hitler concerns’ no obstacle to ShitX’s sole bid selection for new Atmospheric Conversion Centers…”

big < galaxy < Deadly

PhD level knowledge of geography right here. Who would not immediately want this in control of literally every aspect of their life

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