Jay
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Jay
@dewott13.bsky.social
Gotta remember to come up with something to write here.

He/Him
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January 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Facts learned from a decade+ of social microblogging

- new york has bodegas
- the cast iron always or never goes in the dishwasher
- a shrimp really did fry that rice
- if you don't know who needs to hear this it's probably me
- australians are good for one's mood
- there is a soccer game every day
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Hey there, Delilah
Can you hear me through the floorboards
Below which my dismembered corpse
Provides the only records
Of your crime?
A long way back from hell I've had to climb
Now I speak in rhyme
September 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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NYT recycling the same people over and over again to write trump positive stories like this is fucking incredible
Incredible lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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what a funny way to announce a format change lmao
‘One Piece’ Season 1 has officially ended after 26 years and 1,156 episodes.

The show will now enter a seasonal format starting on April 5th.
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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"but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" I mean yeah that's the easy one
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Merry Christmas
All I Want For Christmas Is You (Wii Shop)
YouTube video by kuribo98
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December 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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"if you want to play the harry potter game you should pirate it instead" or, and hear me out, you could have some goddamn self respect and play any one of the near-infinite number of other games that exist instead. but what do I know? I'm just an attractive genius who's better than you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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you can remove the word "parenting" from this and it all still holds
Sam Altman saying he uses Chat GPT as a parenting tool is a dumb as fuck “news” story today, but honestly, you should never take any parenting advice from rich people. Full stop. They don’t look after their kids. They have staff. Precisely zero of their parenting dilemmas resemble normal humans’.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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An absolutely incredibly pull quote that should inspire every decent human to prove them wrong.

(For those unfamiliar, it’s a visual novel/tactical RPG/board game with 100 endings and roughly 60 novels worth of text.)
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh so War Between the Land and the Sea isn't even going to be on Disney+ til next year. Man disney sure decided to just bury doctor who stuff huh
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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this looks like one of those ads out of the N64 era
A TikTok User has posted a photo of subway workers removing Yoshi from the train tracks. https://kotaku.com/yoshi-classon-avenue-g-train-station-tracks-tiktok-2000650930
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.

"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.

"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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In one of the prototype versions of Yoshi's Island, the Baby Mario handover process is unfinished and does not always work. The Yoshi that should be waiting at the end is missing, and the playable Yoshi simply throws Baby Mario onto the ground, making him crawl off by himself.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM