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Sometimes I write love notes, sometimes I fart... Sometimes they're the same thing.
A Museum of Fuckery
A Museum of Fuckery
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Just used a touch less thermometer on my vagina, turns out I'm in heat
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You haven’t met your deductible, Charlie Brown
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You haven’t met your deductible, Charlie Brown
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an advent calendar with different weed strains would fix me
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
an advent calendar with different weed strains would fix me
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ATTN GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES: The VA sent out an announcement with a link for employees to self-report their disabilities. I wouldn’t do this if I were you. They’ll likely use it to discriminate against you.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
ATTN GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES: The VA sent out an announcement with a link for employees to self-report their disabilities. I wouldn’t do this if I were you. They’ll likely use it to discriminate against you.
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You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties
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divide and conquer also applies to a wheel of cheddar btw
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
divide and conquer also applies to a wheel of cheddar btw
I just sneezed so damn loud... three people in three different rooms said bless you 😭🤣
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I just sneezed so damn loud... three people in three different rooms said bless you 😭🤣
I picked the wrooooong year to do a season tree, it ended on Grinch
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I picked the wrooooong year to do a season tree, it ended on Grinch
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Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
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The doctor took two tubes of blood from me and is refusing to put it back
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The doctor took two tubes of blood from me and is refusing to put it back
I feel like the Temu 6 million dollar man.... They can fix me, but they don't want to spend a lot of money....
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I feel like the Temu 6 million dollar man.... They can fix me, but they don't want to spend a lot of money....
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in his defense the baby wouldn’t stop crying
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
in his defense the baby wouldn’t stop crying
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Participation is exhausting.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Participation is exhausting.
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Dogs are just cats with no dignity
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dogs are just cats with no dignity
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That was a load bearing stack of pancakes
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That was a load bearing stack of pancakes
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Damn, my feet really did hit the floor this morning and Satan said "oh shit, she's up" because my day has been constant hurdles 😳
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Damn, my feet really did hit the floor this morning and Satan said "oh shit, she's up" because my day has been constant hurdles 😳
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
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It's real foggy out. Kinda cool since I'm just wake n bake.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's real foggy out. Kinda cool since I'm just wake n bake.
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Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.
Acupuncturist: HOW'S THAT FOR A LITTLE PRICK?
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Acupuncturist: HOW'S THAT FOR A LITTLE PRICK?
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*sees a sappy tweet*
I remember when I felt hope
I remember when I felt hope
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
*sees a sappy tweet*
I remember when I felt hope
I remember when I felt hope
This is Skrewball. He passed away on Monday. I miss him terribly and I'm devastated. I don't have a last picture or a favorite, but just came across this one he managed to take and I'm overcome with happy tears. Thank you for choosing me, you absolute menace. It was an honor knowing you.
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is Skrewball. He passed away on Monday. I miss him terribly and I'm devastated. I don't have a last picture or a favorite, but just came across this one he managed to take and I'm overcome with happy tears. Thank you for choosing me, you absolute menace. It was an honor knowing you.
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Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
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I dunno.
Fuck your ai memes.
Fuck your ai memes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I dunno.
Fuck your ai memes.
Fuck your ai memes.