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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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ICE raids Poconos pizza shop.
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy."
www.wnep.com/article/news...
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy."
www.wnep.com/article/news...
Wayne County community rally amid ICE raid at restaurant
Newswatch 16's Emily Kress spoke with people in the Honesdale community who are shaken after watching three restaurant employees get detained.
www.wnep.com
June 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ICE raids Poconos pizza shop.
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy."
www.wnep.com/article/news...
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy."
www.wnep.com/article/news...
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Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.
April 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.
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delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
I truly believe this is our only real chance. He has remained steadfast, brilliant, and forward-thinking.
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
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i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
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Adolf Hitler's “Mein Kampf” is still on U.S. Naval Academy shelves. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” and “Memorializing the Holocaust” are not.
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office led to a purge of books that are critical of racism — but preserved volumes defending white power.
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office led to a purge of books that are critical of racism — but preserved volumes defending white power.
Who’s In and Who’s Out at the Naval Academy’s Library?
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office resulted in a purge of books critical of racism but preserved volumes defending white power.
www.nytimes.com
April 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Interesting!
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my wife: did you speak to our tax guy yet
me: yeah, I'm literally texting him now
what I'm typing: ..ground beef implies the existence of sky beef,
me: yeah, I'm literally texting him now
what I'm typing: ..ground beef implies the existence of sky beef,
April 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
my wife: did you speak to our tax guy yet
me: yeah, I'm literally texting him now
what I'm typing: ..ground beef implies the existence of sky beef,
me: yeah, I'm literally texting him now
what I'm typing: ..ground beef implies the existence of sky beef,
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a mf hawking cars from the presidential seat is soooooooo ghetto lmaaaaooooooo
As he promoted Tesla vehicles at the White House today, Trump carried notes on the pricing of each model.
"Teslas can be purchased as low as $299/month or $35K"
"Teslas can be purchased as low as $299/month or $35K"
March 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
a mf hawking cars from the presidential seat is soooooooo ghetto lmaaaaooooooo
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i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington
March 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington
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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
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There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people
January 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people
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imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket
December 6, 2024 at 10:50 PM
imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket
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Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
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Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:
November 22, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:
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MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
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November 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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