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Tatiana Maslany I was not familiar with your game
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Tatiana Maslany I was not familiar with your game
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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These guys are so normal.
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 AM
These guys are so normal.
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It must be so cool to know that your congressional representative will never do a single thing to improve your life unless you already have $100 million, and sees his job as a lifetime appointment whose duties amount to getting extremely upset about TV and doing a bunch of sweaty posts about it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It must be so cool to know that your congressional representative will never do a single thing to improve your life unless you already have $100 million, and sees his job as a lifetime appointment whose duties amount to getting extremely upset about TV and doing a bunch of sweaty posts about it.
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One swift blow from above will sever your home from the panopticon's icy grasp.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
Remove Your Ring Camera With a Claw Hammer
Home and life improvement.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
One swift blow from above will sever your home from the panopticon's icy grasp.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
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these Wicked sequels keep getting worse
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
these Wicked sequels keep getting worse
Holy shit I fixed it after like 6 hours of googling and miscellaneous fucking around
I think it's neat that my phone just stopped receiving messages from group texts and also I can't activate RCS to try to get them to work again
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Holy shit I fixed it after like 6 hours of googling and miscellaneous fucking around
I think it's neat that my phone just stopped receiving messages from group texts and also I can't activate RCS to try to get them to work again
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I think it's neat that my phone just stopped receiving messages from group texts and also I can't activate RCS to try to get them to work again
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@gwiss.bsky.social @johnbull.wtf idk if you all saw this but I’ve been laughing at “pure ass hoops” all morning
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
@gwiss.bsky.social @johnbull.wtf idk if you all saw this but I’ve been laughing at “pure ass hoops” all morning
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
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Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
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why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
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curious how many of these people could do a flawless Macarena guided by pure muscle memory
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
curious how many of these people could do a flawless Macarena guided by pure muscle memory
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do
matthew mcconaughey, bradley cooper, and parker posey should be in movies, not doing uber eats commercials. pathetic
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them