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You are hearing my voice in the dark.
Hi all - I made this image to express some of my feelings around the increasing use of rightwing extremist rhetoric in UK mainstream media. Feel free to use it however you see fit.

#ukpolitics #farright #media
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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2025 jon: well i have some good news. nin is still making kind of cool sounding songs

2005 jon: badass

2025 jon: yeah its for a disney movie thats why. they made it for a disney movie. nine inch nails made their best sounding stuff in 20 years for disney. dont ask about any other future stuff btw
July 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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trying to avoid the subject of my secret fight club after running into a coworker at target while pushing an entire cart full of bandaids
April 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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sniper looking down his scope at the stone wall i'm ducked behind and seeing a note slowly poking out from defilade that says WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM then on the flipside RE: SNIPING
April 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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you know what sound i really can’t stand, is the sound of a person dropping their stupid fucking phone on the floor. that heavy, tumbling thud. just so symptomatic of how dumb these things make us all
January 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Gorgeous
The children yearn for the mines
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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"Scotch, neat," the woman orders, dispiritedly pulling up a stool. "Ugh make it a double."

"Sure!" I say, the world's least nosy bartender.
January 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Wow, what are the odds?!
January 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Professor Gloretz: I’m going to ask directly, have you been sleeping in the rock tumbler?
Me, gleaming, hairless, head a featureless sphere: Professor, I know I’m only here as a favor to my late father
January 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
[sees Pikachu, Grogu, etc.]
Everyone loves the tiny cute animal with massively OP destructive powers, maybe I can get rich cashing in on that
[calls my character Pingu and immediately gets sued by the Gutmann estate losing everything]
January 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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just tried to search for an “archeologist” emoji. typed the full word of “archeologist” and everything. Doesn’t work. Doesn’t FUCKING work
January 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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getting on stage during an open mic and saying what's up with white women these days then laughing uncontrollably for the rest of my 5 minutes
January 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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THE PREDATOR (TALKING TO HIS NEXT TARGET AFTER KILLING ME): pee pee. poo poo. i'm from planet diaper. i love to eat crap. what else. what else
ME (GHOST): man don't say that part
January 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tale as old as time,
He watches her back,
While she watches his,
And they both do crime.
January 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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My erotic dioramas made one of the judges at the art show throw up, so I feel like I’ve already won
December 30, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Catfishing my teenage son to make him think he's going to score so he cleans his room
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Trying to quit drinking but can't face the dating scene sober? Try
December 29, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Who up boxing they day
December 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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"You Only Die Once," the most controversial entry in the Bond franchise, is only 2 minutes and 32 seconds long. It consists only of the iconic spyglass opening, with the variation that Bond is shot and appears to bleed to death.
December 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
"What's parsnips, precious?"
"PAR-SNIPS"
December 25, 2024 at 11:20 AM
If I see a jolly old man in my house carrying a sack the size of a body you better believe I'm gonna jingle that cunt all the way home
December 25, 2024 at 11:10 AM
She red on my nose til I reindeer
December 25, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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*An elf cop pulls Frodo riding an ent over*
Elf Cop: Where ya going?
Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano!
Elf Cop: Step out of the treehicle
December 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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April 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM