eaumechant
@eaumechant.ajmoon.com
You are hearing my voice in the dark.
Hi all - I made this image to express some of my feelings around the increasing use of rightwing extremist rhetoric in UK mainstream media. Feel free to use it however you see fit.
#ukpolitics #farright #media
#ukpolitics #farright #media
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Hi all - I made this image to express some of my feelings around the increasing use of rightwing extremist rhetoric in UK mainstream media. Feel free to use it however you see fit.
#ukpolitics #farright #media
#ukpolitics #farright #media
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2025 jon: well i have some good news. nin is still making kind of cool sounding songs
2005 jon: badass
2025 jon: yeah its for a disney movie thats why. they made it for a disney movie. nine inch nails made their best sounding stuff in 20 years for disney. dont ask about any other future stuff btw
2005 jon: badass
2025 jon: yeah its for a disney movie thats why. they made it for a disney movie. nine inch nails made their best sounding stuff in 20 years for disney. dont ask about any other future stuff btw
July 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
2025 jon: well i have some good news. nin is still making kind of cool sounding songs
2005 jon: badass
2025 jon: yeah its for a disney movie thats why. they made it for a disney movie. nine inch nails made their best sounding stuff in 20 years for disney. dont ask about any other future stuff btw
2005 jon: badass
2025 jon: yeah its for a disney movie thats why. they made it for a disney movie. nine inch nails made their best sounding stuff in 20 years for disney. dont ask about any other future stuff btw
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trying to avoid the subject of my secret fight club after running into a coworker at target while pushing an entire cart full of bandaids
April 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
trying to avoid the subject of my secret fight club after running into a coworker at target while pushing an entire cart full of bandaids
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sniper looking down his scope at the stone wall i'm ducked behind and seeing a note slowly poking out from defilade that says WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM then on the flipside RE: SNIPING
April 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
sniper looking down his scope at the stone wall i'm ducked behind and seeing a note slowly poking out from defilade that says WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM then on the flipside RE: SNIPING
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you know what sound i really can’t stand, is the sound of a person dropping their stupid fucking phone on the floor. that heavy, tumbling thud. just so symptomatic of how dumb these things make us all
January 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you know what sound i really can’t stand, is the sound of a person dropping their stupid fucking phone on the floor. that heavy, tumbling thud. just so symptomatic of how dumb these things make us all
Gorgeous
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Gorgeous
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"Scotch, neat," the woman orders, dispiritedly pulling up a stool. "Ugh make it a double."
"Sure!" I say, the world's least nosy bartender.
"Sure!" I say, the world's least nosy bartender.
January 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Scotch, neat," the woman orders, dispiritedly pulling up a stool. "Ugh make it a double."
"Sure!" I say, the world's least nosy bartender.
"Sure!" I say, the world's least nosy bartender.
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Wow, what are the odds?!
January 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wow, what are the odds?!
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Professor Gloretz: I’m going to ask directly, have you been sleeping in the rock tumbler?
Me, gleaming, hairless, head a featureless sphere: Professor, I know I’m only here as a favor to my late father
Me, gleaming, hairless, head a featureless sphere: Professor, I know I’m only here as a favor to my late father
January 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Professor Gloretz: I’m going to ask directly, have you been sleeping in the rock tumbler?
Me, gleaming, hairless, head a featureless sphere: Professor, I know I’m only here as a favor to my late father
Me, gleaming, hairless, head a featureless sphere: Professor, I know I’m only here as a favor to my late father
[sees Pikachu, Grogu, etc.]
Everyone loves the tiny cute animal with massively OP destructive powers, maybe I can get rich cashing in on that
[calls my character Pingu and immediately gets sued by the Gutmann estate losing everything]
Everyone loves the tiny cute animal with massively OP destructive powers, maybe I can get rich cashing in on that
[calls my character Pingu and immediately gets sued by the Gutmann estate losing everything]
January 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
[sees Pikachu, Grogu, etc.]
Everyone loves the tiny cute animal with massively OP destructive powers, maybe I can get rich cashing in on that
[calls my character Pingu and immediately gets sued by the Gutmann estate losing everything]
Everyone loves the tiny cute animal with massively OP destructive powers, maybe I can get rich cashing in on that
[calls my character Pingu and immediately gets sued by the Gutmann estate losing everything]
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just tried to search for an “archeologist” emoji. typed the full word of “archeologist” and everything. Doesn’t work. Doesn’t FUCKING work
January 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
just tried to search for an “archeologist” emoji. typed the full word of “archeologist” and everything. Doesn’t work. Doesn’t FUCKING work
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getting on stage during an open mic and saying what's up with white women these days then laughing uncontrollably for the rest of my 5 minutes
January 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
getting on stage during an open mic and saying what's up with white women these days then laughing uncontrollably for the rest of my 5 minutes
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THE PREDATOR (TALKING TO HIS NEXT TARGET AFTER KILLING ME): pee pee. poo poo. i'm from planet diaper. i love to eat crap. what else. what else
ME (GHOST): man don't say that part
ME (GHOST): man don't say that part
January 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
THE PREDATOR (TALKING TO HIS NEXT TARGET AFTER KILLING ME): pee pee. poo poo. i'm from planet diaper. i love to eat crap. what else. what else
ME (GHOST): man don't say that part
ME (GHOST): man don't say that part
Tale as old as time,
He watches her back,
While she watches his,
And they both do crime.
He watches her back,
While she watches his,
And they both do crime.
January 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Tale as old as time,
He watches her back,
While she watches his,
And they both do crime.
He watches her back,
While she watches his,
And they both do crime.
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My erotic dioramas made one of the judges at the art show throw up, so I feel like I’ve already won
December 30, 2024 at 10:44 PM
My erotic dioramas made one of the judges at the art show throw up, so I feel like I’ve already won
Catfishing my teenage son to make him think he's going to score so he cleans his room
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Catfishing my teenage son to make him think he's going to score so he cleans his room
Trying to quit drinking but can't face the dating scene sober? Try
December 29, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Trying to quit drinking but can't face the dating scene sober? Try
Who up boxing they day
December 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Who up boxing they day
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"You Only Die Once," the most controversial entry in the Bond franchise, is only 2 minutes and 32 seconds long. It consists only of the iconic spyglass opening, with the variation that Bond is shot and appears to bleed to death.
December 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
"You Only Die Once," the most controversial entry in the Bond franchise, is only 2 minutes and 32 seconds long. It consists only of the iconic spyglass opening, with the variation that Bond is shot and appears to bleed to death.
"What's parsnips, precious?"
"PAR-SNIPS"
"PAR-SNIPS"
December 25, 2024 at 11:20 AM
"What's parsnips, precious?"
"PAR-SNIPS"
"PAR-SNIPS"
If I see a jolly old man in my house carrying a sack the size of a body you better believe I'm gonna jingle that cunt all the way home
December 25, 2024 at 11:10 AM
If I see a jolly old man in my house carrying a sack the size of a body you better believe I'm gonna jingle that cunt all the way home
She red on my nose til I reindeer
December 25, 2024 at 11:07 AM
She red on my nose til I reindeer
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*An elf cop pulls Frodo riding an ent over*
Elf Cop: Where ya going?
Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano!
Elf Cop: Step out of the treehicle
Elf Cop: Where ya going?
Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano!
Elf Cop: Step out of the treehicle
December 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
*An elf cop pulls Frodo riding an ent over*
Elf Cop: Where ya going?
Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano!
Elf Cop: Step out of the treehicle
Elf Cop: Where ya going?
Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano!
Elf Cop: Step out of the treehicle
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