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真莉あ
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it’s all about rock paper scissors. I rock the fuck out I collect my paper and I scissor your wife.
push his ass down the stairs
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
it worked the first time, I'm unsure why they thought it wouldn't be necessary the second?
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
beautiful transsexuals?
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
we have carbonates, hydroxides and ammonia
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
no
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
hello. how can I help you today?
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Daisy Ridley's middle name is Jazz apparently so now I understand why @jazzpomegranate.com is so obsessed with star wars
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
tbh they better not put pvp in this game cause you can bet I'm joining the war on the communist bots on the side of the bots
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
reported to the socialism officer
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
starting a podcast where I have late breakfast with football players. gonna call it the brady brunch
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
sure why not
Most fleets in Oakland are scientologist and hella sweet
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
real
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
you can see why they're not popular if you click on the link LOL
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
well. pleased to tell you that you actually can get non-smart TVs solutions.lg.com/us/digital-s...

unfortunately it's not subsidized by a data gathering operation so like. well
55" UM340E Series Professional TV | 55UM340E0UZ | LG Business Solutions
Keep clients and guests connected with UM340E series UHD Professional TVs. It is ConnectedCare DMS compatible allowing you to control up to 100 devices.
solutions.lg.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I guess Title III technically doesn't apply to places that don't exist
February 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
wait that's just mormonism
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
gonna start a religious school and my religion is no niggers allowed
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
cockfidence
One of my proudest online moments
February 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
raggediest
February 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
rat
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
maybe YOU don't want to make fun of a small business. I know in my heart that mf is a lock for Farage
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 AM
why the fuck would I vote for a Getty. like let's be so real right now what more power could that rat conceivably want. like his besties burned down half the fucking state and suffered zero consequences
February 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this
From this week’s Beano.
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM