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真莉あ
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it’s all about rock paper scissors. I rock the fuck out I collect my paper and I scissor your wife.
maybe YOU don't want to make fun of a small business. I know in my heart that mf is a lock for Farage
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this
From this week’s Beano.
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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it's boar vessel tuesday
September 5, 2023 at 11:42 PM
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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It's fucking surreal how many things that have made you say "oh for fuck sake" over the last decade were the result of side conversations between famous sex criminals in the brief moments when they weren't discussing how much they love rape.
February 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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As a side note, it’s funny to see so many of these emails with thirsty academics repeatedly enact Marx’s bit in the 1844 Manuscripts about the power of money. “Oh Mr Epstein, your house in New York is enormous and, unrelatedly, your questions at dinner were so intelligent, so insightful, so deep.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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"It may take time to prove you're right, but you have to stick to it."
- Fred Korematsu

Jailed for refusing to abide by FDR's Exec Order 9066, he took his case against internment all the way to the Supreme Court - and lost. Remember him on Korematsu Day, January 30th. 1/
January 30, 2026 at 10:32 PM
and Zendaya is meechee
January 31, 2026 at 8:47 AM
there's no way Epstein was not a tripfag
was epstein a tripfag
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I must not fedpost. fedposting is the mind-killer
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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from my impeccably tuned youtube algorithm to you youtu.be/iNGClJV92h8?...
2 Rubiks Cubes 2 Cig 2 Beer SPEEDRUN (FORMER WR) (1:28.37)
YouTube video by Robby Bolt
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 AM
is there something I can do to get a bunch of hot mean tgirls to bully me
It’s actually so easy to not have a horde of mean tgirls dunk on you. Just be normal. I’ve been normal the entire eight years I’ve been talking to tgirls online and I don’t even think I’ve thought about it once
January 30, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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gonna drown my sorrows in
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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i can’t believe i get to edit something like this for work
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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highly highly recommend this video from jacob geller, it's a very emotional and thoughtful examination of the legacy of the nuremberg trials
January 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
nikita minajchrev betrayed the barbie union
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Great news, gang: if you've got an extra 30 million bucks lying around, get in one little fight, and your mom gets scared, you can move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!

www.realtor.com/realestatean...
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Be careful not to buy a Chinese toaster! It may be SPYING ON YOUR TOASTING HABITS and sharing your valuable tada (toast data) with the Chinese government!!!

This post has been sponsored by Door Snitch! It's a camera you put on your door that snitches on you (to the local cops that can kidnap you)!
January 22, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM