The Best of All Possible Oaves
@erikonymous.bsky.social
You know the one. Or maybe you don't? IDC, not my problem.
https://erikbryan.bandcamp.com/album/surface-of-attack
https://erikbryan.bandcamp.com/album/surface-of-attack
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they couldn't have accidentally chosen a more striking metaphor for their whole ugly, meaningless ideology
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
they couldn't have accidentally chosen a more striking metaphor for their whole ugly, meaningless ideology
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fucking CALLED IT lmfaooooo
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
fucking CALLED IT lmfaooooo
Lan Lam for America's Test Kitchen: Using this cold sear method will prevent splattering and smoke while giving your steak a perfect sear.
Me, meticulously having followed Lam's instructions: [stovetop is covered in grease, smoke alarm is blaring, wife and children curse my name]
Me, meticulously having followed Lam's instructions: [stovetop is covered in grease, smoke alarm is blaring, wife and children curse my name]
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Lan Lam for America's Test Kitchen: Using this cold sear method will prevent splattering and smoke while giving your steak a perfect sear.
Me, meticulously having followed Lam's instructions: [stovetop is covered in grease, smoke alarm is blaring, wife and children curse my name]
Me, meticulously having followed Lam's instructions: [stovetop is covered in grease, smoke alarm is blaring, wife and children curse my name]
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We can never actually move on or progress because these failing rightwing ideas must constantly be propped up and placed on the level. The "marketplace" of ideas can never select against conservatism
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 PM
We can never actually move on or progress because these failing rightwing ideas must constantly be propped up and placed on the level. The "marketplace" of ideas can never select against conservatism
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I want what they have
January 27, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I want what they have
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This hit so fucking hard today.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This hit so fucking hard today.
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Are you still a believer in the rule of law? Because by 2026, it's marginal, right?
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Are you still a believer in the rule of law? Because by 2026, it's marginal, right?
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We’re going to waltz into the holocaust with the press writing that the weekend’s executions have freed up last minute seats at the correspondents dinner
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 PM
We’re going to waltz into the holocaust with the press writing that the weekend’s executions have freed up last minute seats at the correspondents dinner
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sweet gaslight, bro, I'm sure no one still remembers that the entire 2016 (and 2020) primary cycle was the democratic party machine fighting harder than it ever fought against anything to make sure medicare for all didn't happen.
Because we're all trapped in the event horizon of the 2016 primary we have to pretend that "universal healthcare", something that every Democratic administration has worked to expand since Truman, is something that "liberalism" has fought against, instead of a bog-standard part of the platform.
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
sweet gaslight, bro, I'm sure no one still remembers that the entire 2016 (and 2020) primary cycle was the democratic party machine fighting harder than it ever fought against anything to make sure medicare for all didn't happen.
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Support Minnesotans on the ground and Black journalists instead of listening to genocide deniers with a keyboard.
January 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Support Minnesotans on the ground and Black journalists instead of listening to genocide deniers with a keyboard.
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only 3 more to go
I am so excited for four years of "the purist left is to blame for everything they predicted and warned us about for 20 years"
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
only 3 more to go
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So you admit you're an idiot, useful to the worst people alive. This should disqualify you from providing anymore opinions to the newspaper but I also hope you feel so ashamed you don't show your face in public
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
So you admit you're an idiot, useful to the worst people alive. This should disqualify you from providing anymore opinions to the newspaper but I also hope you feel so ashamed you don't show your face in public
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It takes so much to get you on the right side of an argument
I know why…
but Do you know why?
I know why…
but Do you know why?
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
It takes so much to get you on the right side of an argument
I know why…
but Do you know why?
I know why…
but Do you know why?
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i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app
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im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
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You not enthusiastically hailing my belated, sour, minimal, crabbed, peevish, grudging admission that you were right about where things were going is the real fascism.
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
You not enthusiastically hailing my belated, sour, minimal, crabbed, peevish, grudging admission that you were right about where things were going is the real fascism.
"Fine, I admit it! You stupid, immature, historically literate leftists were correct about what's happening just a *teensy bit* before I was! Why are you mad at me?!"
Because you do this every. single. time.
Because you do this every. single. time.
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
"Fine, I admit it! You stupid, immature, historically literate leftists were correct about what's happening just a *teensy bit* before I was! Why are you mad at me?!"
Because you do this every. single. time.
Because you do this every. single. time.
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I’ve never heard of a “law enforcement” agency putting an officer who just killed someone back on the street under 24 hours. And that’s because all shootings are treated as homicides pending investigation. This is as clear a sign as you’ll get that DHS personnel enjoy practical immunity from murder.
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I’ve never heard of a “law enforcement” agency putting an officer who just killed someone back on the street under 24 hours. And that’s because all shootings are treated as homicides pending investigation. This is as clear a sign as you’ll get that DHS personnel enjoy practical immunity from murder.
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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It’s like Kavenaugh being at the brooks brother’s riot, it’s not just the same problems it’s the same damn people
The head of the Border Patrol in the 50s murdered a Mexican teenager when he was younger and went on to be the man who made over the NRA from a sportsmen’s lobbying group to an anti-gun control lobby, so much of this country’s evil is bound up in itself like the Marvel Cinematic Universe
January 25, 2026 at 7:37 PM
It’s like Kavenaugh being at the brooks brother’s riot, it’s not just the same problems it’s the same damn people