Devin
@fishdick.bsky.social
Recovering chef, newly re-located to Chicago (now accepting offers of employment)cat-haver, poker, music, travel, books, famous West Virginians.
Breeders
Scrawl
Melt Banana
Pylon (Reenactment Society)
Cell Phones
Scrawl
Melt Banana
Pylon (Reenactment Society)
Cell Phones
Five concerts seen with women lead singers
PJ Harvey
Bikini Kill
Babes In Toyland
Come
Melt Banana
PJ Harvey
Bikini Kill
Babes In Toyland
Come
Melt Banana
Five concerts seen with women lead singers
No Doubt
The Cranberries
Bad Cop Bad Cop
The Interrupters
The Bombpops
No Doubt
The Cranberries
Bad Cop Bad Cop
The Interrupters
The Bombpops
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Breeders
Scrawl
Melt Banana
Pylon (Reenactment Society)
Cell Phones
Scrawl
Melt Banana
Pylon (Reenactment Society)
Cell Phones
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I refuse to accept anything other than the resignation and immediate retirement of all of these fucking corporate candy-ass Democratic cowards.
They’ve lost the right to do anything but get out of the way and live in disgrace for the rest of their days.
They’ve lost the right to do anything but get out of the way and live in disgrace for the rest of their days.
To quote one source:
“They’re terrified of being labeled anti–law enforcement. They want this to go away so they can talk about the cost of living more. Problem is, it’s not going away.”
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
“They’re terrified of being labeled anti–law enforcement. They want this to go away so they can talk about the cost of living more. Problem is, it’s not going away.”
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I refuse to accept anything other than the resignation and immediate retirement of all of these fucking corporate candy-ass Democratic cowards.
They’ve lost the right to do anything but get out of the way and live in disgrace for the rest of their days.
They’ve lost the right to do anything but get out of the way and live in disgrace for the rest of their days.
Sad story bro one day they will write ballads about your struggle
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 20, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Sad story bro one day they will write ballads about your struggle
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
Excuse me but how the fuck are we out of electricity.
Residents in mid-Atlantic states like Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania who have spent the last few years plagued by high electricity bills just got some bad news: Relief is not on the way.
There’s just not enough electricity to meet rising demand. https://cnn.it/4ja4CAR
There’s just not enough electricity to meet rising demand. https://cnn.it/4ja4CAR
December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Excuse me but how the fuck are we out of electricity.
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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the holiday season is when my mom and I really connect through texts like “can you pick up ham” and “ham tuesdsy ok?” and “ok ham tuesday”
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the holiday season is when my mom and I really connect through texts like “can you pick up ham” and “ham tuesdsy ok?” and “ok ham tuesday”
Guys, somewhere some asshole is yelling "MAKE ME A SLEEP APP NOW!" at their TV in an attempt to get rich. They will fail at getting rich, but they will succeed at polluting our very dreams with AI slop.
Sleep Baseball is the perfect--and perfectly dreamy--laboriously handmade antidote.
Sleep Baseball is the perfect--and perfectly dreamy--laboriously handmade antidote.
TONIGHT!
(In case you were looking for something to take your mind off of ... other things)
Wherever you get your episodic audio content, probably! (Sleep Baseball)
(In case you were looking for something to take your mind off of ... other things)
Wherever you get your episodic audio content, probably! (Sleep Baseball)
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Guys, somewhere some asshole is yelling "MAKE ME A SLEEP APP NOW!" at their TV in an attempt to get rich. They will fail at getting rich, but they will succeed at polluting our very dreams with AI slop.
Sleep Baseball is the perfect--and perfectly dreamy--laboriously handmade antidote.
Sleep Baseball is the perfect--and perfectly dreamy--laboriously handmade antidote.
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TONIGHT!
(In case you were looking for something to take your mind off of ... other things)
Wherever you get your episodic audio content, probably! (Sleep Baseball)
(In case you were looking for something to take your mind off of ... other things)
Wherever you get your episodic audio content, probably! (Sleep Baseball)
December 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
TONIGHT!
(In case you were looking for something to take your mind off of ... other things)
Wherever you get your episodic audio content, probably! (Sleep Baseball)
(In case you were looking for something to take your mind off of ... other things)
Wherever you get your episodic audio content, probably! (Sleep Baseball)
For the river at Wheeling, West Virginia,
Has only two shores:
The one in hell, the other
In Bridgeport, Ohio.
And nobody would commit suicide, only
To find beyond death
Bridgeport, Ohio.
Has only two shores:
The one in hell, the other
In Bridgeport, Ohio.
And nobody would commit suicide, only
To find beyond death
Bridgeport, Ohio.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
For the river at Wheeling, West Virginia,
Has only two shores:
The one in hell, the other
In Bridgeport, Ohio.
And nobody would commit suicide, only
To find beyond death
Bridgeport, Ohio.
Has only two shores:
The one in hell, the other
In Bridgeport, Ohio.
And nobody would commit suicide, only
To find beyond death
Bridgeport, Ohio.
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Pay attention, Gen Z: you are getting a self-licking ice cream cone of your very own.
So, troops were sent to DC to support law enforcement and now law enforcement is going to guard the troops sent to help them? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
D.C. police to begin patrolling with National Guard after fatal attack
If enacted on a long-term basis, the change would significantly shift the way National Guard troops have worked with law enforcement in the District since their arrival.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Pay attention, Gen Z: you are getting a self-licking ice cream cone of your very own.
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The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
One of my coworkers got a write-up for chronic tardiness. Next day he was late. Chef is all exasperated like "Devin if you caught a write up for being late what would you do the next day?" And I was like "Throw myself off of a bridge dude I'm 50 years old."
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
One of my coworkers got a write-up for chronic tardiness. Next day he was late. Chef is all exasperated like "Devin if you caught a write up for being late what would you do the next day?" And I was like "Throw myself off of a bridge dude I'm 50 years old."
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Next stop, Chi-town, Lido put the money down, let it roll
He said, "One more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road"
#thankyoustevealbini
He said, "One more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road"
#thankyoustevealbini
At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Next stop, Chi-town, Lido put the money down, let it roll
He said, "One more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road"
#thankyoustevealbini
He said, "One more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road"
#thankyoustevealbini
At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
Hey now maybe see if you can spot any differences between Jim Burden and Humbert Humbert, Professor Fuckface.
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hey now maybe see if you can spot any differences between Jim Burden and Humbert Humbert, Professor Fuckface.
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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pinch-hitting for Ohtani tonight while he does a set at the Store
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
pinch-hitting for Ohtani tonight while he does a set at the Store
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The feds detained at least 2 people during random stops in Wicker Park and West Town Friday. blockclubchi.co/4nkDm2U
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The feds detained at least 2 people during random stops in Wicker Park and West Town Friday. blockclubchi.co/4nkDm2U