Devin
@fishdick.bsky.social
Recovering chef, newly re-located to Chicago (now accepting offers of employment)cat-haver, poker, music, travel, books, famous West Virginians.
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The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
One of my coworkers got a write-up for chronic tardiness. Next day he was late. Chef is all exasperated like "Devin if you caught a write up for being late what would you do the next day?" And I was like "Throw myself off of a bridge dude I'm 50 years old."
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
One of my coworkers got a write-up for chronic tardiness. Next day he was late. Chef is all exasperated like "Devin if you caught a write up for being late what would you do the next day?" And I was like "Throw myself off of a bridge dude I'm 50 years old."
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Next stop, Chi-town, Lido put the money down, let it roll
He said, "One more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road"
#thankyoustevealbini
He said, "One more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road"
#thankyoustevealbini
At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Next stop, Chi-town, Lido put the money down, let it roll
He said, "One more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road"
#thankyoustevealbini
He said, "One more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road"
#thankyoustevealbini
At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
Brandy walks through a slient town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl
(you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine girl)
But my life my love and my lady is the sea
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
Hey now maybe see if you can spot any differences between Jim Burden and Humbert Humbert, Professor Fuckface.
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hey now maybe see if you can spot any differences between Jim Burden and Humbert Humbert, Professor Fuckface.
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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pinch-hitting for Ohtani tonight while he does a set at the Store
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
pinch-hitting for Ohtani tonight while he does a set at the Store
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The feds detained at least 2 people during random stops in Wicker Park and West Town Friday. blockclubchi.co/4nkDm2U
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The feds detained at least 2 people during random stops in Wicker Park and West Town Friday. blockclubchi.co/4nkDm2U
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C3 surveying the crowd, wondering why they're not selling $4 bottles of water
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October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
C3 surveying the crowd, wondering why they're not selling $4 bottles of water
I don't know which one of you underlined a half-dozen essays in this book I found at Myopic today, but THANKS. You probably saved me $20.
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don't know which one of you underlined a half-dozen essays in this book I found at Myopic today, but THANKS. You probably saved me $20.
It should be neither surprising nor rare, but I am always unreasonably pleased when a favorite writer is a fan of another favorite writer.
Near Flesh by Katherine Dunn, best known for Geek Love, is a wonderful posthumous collection (her first). This feels like a cohesive and high-quality selection to me, not just something cobbled together to put out another book. More thoughts in the alt text.
October 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It should be neither surprising nor rare, but I am always unreasonably pleased when a favorite writer is a fan of another favorite writer.
Fuck these people.
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fuck these people.
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
Best American seems like a silly attempt to govern that which is utterly ungovernable: our collective creative impulse. That most of it was wrung from the same 3 MFA programs and approved by tweedy little chin-strokers makes it more irrelevant.
Good riddance to ‘The Best American Poetry’ defector.com/good-riddanc...
Good Riddance To ‘The Best American Poetry’ | Defector
When David Lehman, a poet then working as a book critic for Newsweek, proposed the project for The Best American Poetry anthology, he was searching for a national platform. His first anthology…
defector.com
September 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Best American seems like a silly attempt to govern that which is utterly ungovernable: our collective creative impulse. That most of it was wrung from the same 3 MFA programs and approved by tweedy little chin-strokers makes it more irrelevant.
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
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Mark Grudzielanek
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Mark Grudzielanek
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Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
September 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Setting aside the incorrect claim about herd immunity: defector.com/setting-asid...
Setting Aside The Incorrect Claim About Herd Immunity | Defector
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. testified before the Senate Finance Committee on Thursday, largely concerning U.S. vaccine policy, which the infamous anti-vax conspiracy theorist oversees in his role as secreta...
defector.com
September 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Setting aside the incorrect claim about herd immunity: defector.com/setting-asid...
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
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“If two players bust in the same hand” is a real thing they just said on some stupid poker show.
Nice.
Nice.
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“If two players bust in the same hand” is a real thing they just said on some stupid poker show.
Nice.
Nice.