Jess
@froglvr.bsky.social
made of 30% recycled plastic | she/her
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
the career path is antithetical to the human experience
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
the career path is antithetical to the human experience
turns out democrats can actually do stuff if they want to, but most don’t want to
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:46 AM
turns out democrats can actually do stuff if they want to, but most don’t want to
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Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
the way people talk about speed governors in their cars you would think it was their god given right to sideswipe someone at 110mph
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
the way people talk about speed governors in their cars you would think it was their god given right to sideswipe someone at 110mph
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
why is “hardcore” like 7 different fucking genres
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 PM
why is “hardcore” like 7 different fucking genres
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
me getting paid early on christmas: yess!!! this is awesome ☺️ 🤩
me getting paid on time in january: well this sucks. what the fucg.
me getting paid on time in january: well this sucks. what the fucg.
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
me getting paid early on christmas: yess!!! this is awesome ☺️ 🤩
me getting paid on time in january: well this sucks. what the fucg.
me getting paid on time in january: well this sucks. what the fucg.
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scully: but why would the government lie about something thats clearly and easily proven false?
mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
January 25, 2026 at 1:14 PM
scully: but why would the government lie about something thats clearly and easily proven false?
mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
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genuinely stunning image
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
genuinely stunning image
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A Cuban detainee’s death at an El Paso federal immigration detention center was ruled a homicide Wednesday, with the medical examiner finding he was suffocated while restrained, contradicting immigration officials’ claim that he died by suicide.
El Paso medical examiner rules death in ICE camp a homicide
Immigration officials initially said the 55-year-old Cuban detainee died of “medical distress” but later changed the cause to suicide. The medical examiner ruled he was suffocated while being restrain...
www.texastribune.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
A Cuban detainee’s death at an El Paso federal immigration detention center was ruled a homicide Wednesday, with the medical examiner finding he was suffocated while restrained, contradicting immigration officials’ claim that he died by suicide.
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11th January 2026
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18th January 2026
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 AM
11th January 2026
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18th January 2026
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Ja, der Helislopter
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ja, der Helislopter
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ICE shot a woman point-blank in Minneapolis. The agency’s raids and impunity were always going to lead to death.
This Isn’t the First Killing by ICE — and It Won’t Be the Last
ICE shot a woman point-blank in Minneapolis. The agency’s raids and impunity were always going to lead to death.
interc.pt
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
ICE shot a woman point-blank in Minneapolis. The agency’s raids and impunity were always going to lead to death.
slowly dying in a damp flat
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
slowly dying in a damp flat
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
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starting the weekend off right (spending two hours arguing with health insurance over their denial of a $12,000 delivery bill because the hospital submitted my daughter’s birth date wrong and now I have to convince them my baby didn’t come out forty years old)
December 13, 2024 at 9:48 PM
starting the weekend off right (spending two hours arguing with health insurance over their denial of a $12,000 delivery bill because the hospital submitted my daughter’s birth date wrong and now I have to convince them my baby didn’t come out forty years old)
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At the club, wearing my new cologne: Amazon Basic for men.
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
At the club, wearing my new cologne: Amazon Basic for men.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
some late night vegetarian slop
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
some late night vegetarian slop