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Appalachian land mammal ✨️🐇🐑
Mainly here to gently whisper into the lacuna.
You're Wrong About extended universe superfan.
Frivolity. Nuance. Ennui.
Not here for a good time or a long time.
Mainly here to gently whisper into the lacuna.
You're Wrong About extended universe superfan.
Frivolity. Nuance. Ennui.
Not here for a good time or a long time.
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Congrats Broncos on those really amazing…ref calls
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Congrats Broncos on those really amazing…ref calls
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Ella Y, what the fuck
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Ella Y, what the fuck
If Buffalo wins the super bowl I WILL get the charging buffalo on my ass cheek.
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
If Buffalo wins the super bowl I WILL get the charging buffalo on my ass cheek.
Bush k*lled the Rug mrats Fruit Rolls
Rugrats Fruit Rolls (2000-2001): A strawberry-flavored Fruit by the Foot clone from Farley's, featuring one of 8 different collectible plastic "stampers" embossed with "Rugrats" characters, that you could use to "print" on the fruit roll
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Bush k*lled the Rug mrats Fruit Rolls
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There's a lawyer in the twin cities who is a tiktok creator and he very famously loves Dunkin but can never return because of the time he asked for a dozen "munchholes."
I just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
There's a lawyer in the twin cities who is a tiktok creator and he very famously loves Dunkin but can never return because of the time he asked for a dozen "munchholes."
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This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
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"It's a very respected peace prize."
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"It's a very respected peace prize."
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In their confirmation hearings, RFK Jr pledged he would not be anti-vax, Hegseth said he respected women serving in leadership positions in the military, and Bondi said she would not weaponize DOJ against Trump’s political enemies.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
In their confirmation hearings, RFK Jr pledged he would not be anti-vax, Hegseth said he respected women serving in leadership positions in the military, and Bondi said she would not weaponize DOJ against Trump’s political enemies.
Cocaine so white it says "knock knock!" When entering a close family member's home
Cocaine so white it couldn't help itself from singing along to Sweet Caroline. (Bum bum bum)
Cocaine so white it started playing Mr brightside
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cocaine so white it says "knock knock!" When entering a close family member's home
Cocaine so white it put it's naked baby in a pumpkin for a photo op
Cocaine so white it runs the local car dealership.
Cocaine so white it claims to be part Cherokee
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Cocaine so white it put it's naked baby in a pumpkin for a photo op
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rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Commenting "landfill core" on pictures of people's pregnancy announcements
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Commenting "landfill core" on pictures of people's pregnancy announcements
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My latest newsletter is about how centrist pundits got the lessons of the 2024 election wrong, and how the politics of 2025 exposed them.
The Pundits Were All Wrong
The Republican collapse has exposed elite pundits as clueless
stringinamaze.net
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My latest newsletter is about how centrist pundits got the lessons of the 2024 election wrong, and how the politics of 2025 exposed them.
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could someone please do an edit of Max levitating off the ground but instead of listening to Kate Bush she’s listening to us talk about the guy fucking the horse
Streets are saying If Books Could Kill is the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of podcasts
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
could someone please do an edit of Max levitating off the ground but instead of listening to Kate Bush she’s listening to us talk about the guy fucking the horse
I'm so nosy I will be weeks back on the Venmo timeline, looking at the transaction history of a girl I went to school with 9 years ago. Like girl not the loaded teas!!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm so nosy I will be weeks back on the Venmo timeline, looking at the transaction history of a girl I went to school with 9 years ago. Like girl not the loaded teas!!!
If you don't do your duolingo while taking a shit are you even a parent?
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If you don't do your duolingo while taking a shit are you even a parent?
I like to think of bsky as a cozy lil club house with all my fave podcasters and that one person from my hometown
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I like to think of bsky as a cozy lil club house with all my fave podcasters and that one person from my hometown
👁👄👁 C H A T T E R T O N-
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Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
👁👄👁 C H A T T E R T O N-
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Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
I hate the conundrum of our system necessitating billionaires' funds in order to win, yet also needing the votes of everyone who is very much not a billionaire. We need a millennial Bernie where he at
These people always pitch themselves as savvy Real America Whisperers but constantly talking about how Republicans are right and Democrats are annoying is abysmal electoral strategy.
Talk about how minorities aren't a threat, billionaires are!
Talk about how minorities aren't a threat, billionaires are!
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hate the conundrum of our system necessitating billionaires' funds in order to win, yet also needing the votes of everyone who is very much not a billionaire. We need a millennial Bernie where he at
Men will literally just quote Bukowski instead of going to therapy
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Men will literally just quote Bukowski instead of going to therapy
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There's a reason my police abolitionism is often expressed as "I don't call the cops because I don't want someone to roll up six hours later and shoot my dog" to folks I'm trying to warm up to the concept.
I have long believed that we should be WAY more vocal about how police and ICE constantly murder dogs, and I think this is great messaging actually.
The reality is that you can mobilize a whole lot of usually tuned-out Americans around a “someone is being mean to hecking doggos” cause.
The reality is that you can mobilize a whole lot of usually tuned-out Americans around a “someone is being mean to hecking doggos” cause.
October 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
There's a reason my police abolitionism is often expressed as "I don't call the cops because I don't want someone to roll up six hours later and shoot my dog" to folks I'm trying to warm up to the concept.