James Marshall
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cobaint.com / NIRVANA tribute
squidbeaks.com / Nobody knows
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Absolutely dying that the Fortnum & Mason dog cracker contains a joke
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Absolutely dying that the Fortnum & Mason dog cracker contains a joke
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The state of this slop
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The state of this slop
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Just saw a Pointless round where two of the teams were so bad that they had to fully scrap the question and give them a new one
It was identifying Ghostbusters actors from photos. They couldn't name Paul Rudd, Chris Hemsworth, James Acaster or Dan Aykroyd
They said Leslie Jones was Whoopi Goldberg
It was identifying Ghostbusters actors from photos. They couldn't name Paul Rudd, Chris Hemsworth, James Acaster or Dan Aykroyd
They said Leslie Jones was Whoopi Goldberg
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just saw a Pointless round where two of the teams were so bad that they had to fully scrap the question and give them a new one
It was identifying Ghostbusters actors from photos. They couldn't name Paul Rudd, Chris Hemsworth, James Acaster or Dan Aykroyd
They said Leslie Jones was Whoopi Goldberg
It was identifying Ghostbusters actors from photos. They couldn't name Paul Rudd, Chris Hemsworth, James Acaster or Dan Aykroyd
They said Leslie Jones was Whoopi Goldberg
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AI seems to be an expensive way to do someone else’s job as well as you reckon they probably do it, whatever, but no use for anything you do yourself, where you can professionally tell it’s hopeless.
Good luck with the bubble, lads.
(Clipped from The Wrap, about Disney giving up on its AI R&D.)
Good luck with the bubble, lads.
(Clipped from The Wrap, about Disney giving up on its AI R&D.)
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
AI seems to be an expensive way to do someone else’s job as well as you reckon they probably do it, whatever, but no use for anything you do yourself, where you can professionally tell it’s hopeless.
Good luck with the bubble, lads.
(Clipped from The Wrap, about Disney giving up on its AI R&D.)
Good luck with the bubble, lads.
(Clipped from The Wrap, about Disney giving up on its AI R&D.)
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Happy Doctor Who day!
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Happy Doctor Who day!
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I did the music for this and am so proud to be involved. Anthony is an incredible animator and a great director. Happy Doctor Who Day!
🚨 Episode 1 of Obsolete is live in 15 minutes! 🚨
I hope you enjoy it, and have a happy #DoctorWhoDay
Link below...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOSP...
I hope you enjoy it, and have a happy #DoctorWhoDay
Link below...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOSP...
OBSOLETE - Episode 1: The Summons (Dalek Fan Series | Full Episode)
YouTube video by Dalek 63•88
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I did the music for this and am so proud to be involved. Anthony is an incredible animator and a great director. Happy Doctor Who Day!
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Donald Trump is hitching his wagon to Zohran Mamdani because the NYC mayor elect is a winner with momentum...which makes him smarter than the fucking Democrats tbh, damn, guys, look what you've done.
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Donald Trump is hitching his wagon to Zohran Mamdani because the NYC mayor elect is a winner with momentum...which makes him smarter than the fucking Democrats tbh, damn, guys, look what you've done.
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(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
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I love Christmas and Xmas songs, but I hold out far longer than the rest of my family for the date it is acceptable to start idly playing Wizzard etc as background music, and I suspect it’s cos I worked in retail for so long.
The onslaught of piped in Xmas music is workers rights issue. It was THE thing I complained to management about when I worked @ B&N.
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I love Christmas and Xmas songs, but I hold out far longer than the rest of my family for the date it is acceptable to start idly playing Wizzard etc as background music, and I suspect it’s cos I worked in retail for so long.
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Just checked my files, I did this picture about three weeks before Johnson announced the first lockdown.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just checked my files, I did this picture about three weeks before Johnson announced the first lockdown.
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
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A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
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Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.
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I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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I think I know who is responsible for this and I’m going to enjoy sharing it
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I think I know who is responsible for this and I’m going to enjoy sharing it
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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In an A Level class yesterday at my kid’s college, the teacher used a Gen AI image in a PowerPoint, and the whole class booed.
Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
In an A Level class yesterday at my kid’s college, the teacher used a Gen AI image in a PowerPoint, and the whole class booed.
Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”