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J.G. Bollard
@jamesnonchalant.bsky.social
Professional cargo cycle consultant and trainer. Cycling Instructor / Bicycle 🔧

Retired pseud. Rather be watching 🎥. All views my own. www.cyclelondon.org #London #Islington
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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You'd be hard-pressed to find a more striking example of entitlement

US & Israel have demanded that a powerful, high-tech bomb that failed to explode when Israel used it for an assassination attempt in Beirut, be returned to them lest it fall into Russian or Chinese hands

can't make this shit up
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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would you like some housing with your driveway?
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Dads to their kids after a move to the English countryside "for your benefit".
a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yesterday I rode my bike to a cinema less than half a mile away showing a limited release film. Locked my bike outside and came back after and it was still there. Sometimes you have to acknowledge the easy to ignore benefits of living in a city.
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Introduce yourself with five cargo bikes you've owned:

GSD gen 1
eBullitt
Kona Ute
GSD gen 2
Pashley Millennium (yes it counts)
Introduce yourself with five pedal cycles you've owned

Bright yellow Ofo hire bike
Arcade Cafe Tandem
Christiana box trike
Batavus Personal
Tern Link

All currently in use
Introduce yourself with five pedal cycles you've owned

Alpha 7 Velomobile
Brompton M6L (a bastardisation conversion from an S2)
M*ulton TSR30
Tall Bike - DIY build
Bamboo café racer - DIY build
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The only time I will absolutely be glued to my phone in a film screening is during the endless roll of trailers for cars and other shit.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Wake Up Dead Man could have been called Knives Out: The Greater Good. So many echoes of Hot Fuzz, and Johnson has his groove, same as Edgar Wright. Another classy smart / silly genre pic
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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mid-21st century etiquette guide:

1. a gentleman never openly goons to his waifu

2. a gentleman has his servant communicate with the rabble on X, he does never do so himself

3. a gentleman instructs his waifu how to recite Tennyson, play the piano, and sketch portraits

bsky.app/profile/aelk...
given that the excess of the 18th century preceded the Victorian "gentleman keep the freaky shit out of public view" stuff, I do wonder if we will eventually transition into a neo-Victorian state where future Musk magnates keep the AI waifus in the server-champagne room
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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People wonder why going No Contact is a "trend."
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wake Up Dead Man could have been called Knives Out: The Greater Good. So many echoes of Hot Fuzz, and Johnson has his groove, same as Edgar Wright. Another classy smart / silly genre pic
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The only time I will absolutely be glued to my phone in a film screening is during the endless roll of trailers for cars and other shit.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Just a reminder, this fuckin alcoholic dope is the guy sending the US military out to do “war-maker” stuff. Crimes, to be honest.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Introduce yourself with five cargo bikes you've owned:

GSD gen 1
eBullitt
Kona Ute
GSD gen 2
Pashley Millennium (yes it counts)
Introduce yourself with five pedal cycles you've owned

Bright yellow Ofo hire bike
Arcade Cafe Tandem
Christiana box trike
Batavus Personal
Tern Link

All currently in use
Introduce yourself with five pedal cycles you've owned

Alpha 7 Velomobile
Brompton M6L (a bastardisation conversion from an S2)
M*ulton TSR30
Tall Bike - DIY build
Bamboo café racer - DIY build
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This government...
So how exactly are they meant to get to them? Many are placed in areas without accessible transport links. They can't afford to pay for journeys themselves because of how little support they get.
Yet again Labour choosing to pander to Reform than think of consequences.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Government to ban asylum seekers from using taxis
The ban is set to come in February and any exemptions will have to be signed off by the Home Office.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Back to back in my feed: video exists of two Venezuelans boat strike survivors struggling in the water being blown up by the US military, and video exists of two Palestinians with their hands up ordered to lie on the ground and being executed by the Israeli military.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Maybe they should consider changing the name of the party..

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Labour ditches day-one protection from unfair dismissal in U-turn
The right will now be introduced after six months, in a breach of Labour's election manifesto.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Fitting
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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How to deal with your conservative relatives at Thanksgiving:
- keep to non controversial topics, like who should own the means of production
- focus on common ground, like how left communism is an infantile disorder
- remind them that Stalin was trapped in a game of realpolitik, and had few options
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM